The Modern Day Teenage equivellent to saying "What The Fuck?" without the profanities and the shit you'd get into by using such a word in front of the olds. Most coomonly used in the early hours of every morning, everyday of the year.
Tim: Christmas! I hope i'll get my super slam station today!
Tims Mum: Merry Christmas! Heres your Barbie doll!
Tim: Gwark?!?!
Tims Mum: Merry Christmas! Heres your Barbie doll!
Tim: Gwark?!?!
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Jimmy, don't let mom catch you gwarking with grandma's knickers again.
Jimmy don't gwark with my thongs, you little pervert.
Jimmy don't gwark with my thongs, you little pervert.
by Kevin Flurginmyer April 11, 2008
Get the Gwark mug.Absolutely disgusting, gross to the point of throwing up on to the dude/dudette next to you. If you are pushed to the point of Grankiness, its necessary to warn others to clear out.
To grand would mean to puke.
Also can be used as a substitute for made out. Or making out.
To grand would mean to puke.
Also can be used as a substitute for made out. Or making out.
Example 1:
Dude 1: Oh Man! That smells absolutely Granky!
Dude 2: Yeah i think I'm gonna grank everywhere!
Example 2:
Ryan: Dang Cole's girlfriend is so hot.
Tyler: Yeah man, i would totally grank her.
Cole: Yeah, i am granking her.
Dude 1: Oh Man! That smells absolutely Granky!
Dude 2: Yeah i think I'm gonna grank everywhere!
Example 2:
Ryan: Dang Cole's girlfriend is so hot.
Tyler: Yeah man, i would totally grank her.
Cole: Yeah, i am granking her.
by Cremp000 September 8, 2011
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Kim doesn't even know what a normal size bottom is, what a gark.
Khloe has a really big nose and a massive left cheek, she is such a gark.
Kourtney's breath spells like my junk from my trunk and her breakfast bowl had brown sploches in it, she is totally a gark.
Khloe has a really big nose and a massive left cheek, she is such a gark.
Kourtney's breath spells like my junk from my trunk and her breakfast bowl had brown sploches in it, she is totally a gark.
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Bro 1-"Yo man that girls face is grank"
Bro 2-"Dude you just think that because you ain't seen your mommas vag"
Bro 1-"Man, not cool."
Bro 2-"Dude you just think that because you ain't seen your mommas vag"
Bro 1-"Man, not cool."
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