Grandma Arms

A condition affecting women where there is so much atrophied loose skin in the triceps area that it hangs down to partially cover their elbow. Also known as GMA's. Often seen on both pre and post {lap band} surgery patients.

"When I laid her on her back and she grabbed the headboard, her sleeves rolled up and exposed her grandma arms. It looked like she was wearing flesh colored {waterwings}."

by kid spranks February 13, 2009

Grandma Candy

a noun used in substitution of a name to inform others that this person is clutch/consistent. Just like the sweets at your grandmother's house, this person is always there, especially when you need them.

Chad: "Dude, I'm not playing beer pong tonight, I'm in a slump."

Marshall: "Just team-up with Pat, he's grandma candy, he doesn't miss."

by TheCripple March 19, 2009

Grandma's Apron

A female with a large, overlapping, hanging lower stomach or gut. In elderly females, the Apron is accentuated by wearing polyester pants. In younger women, the condition is highlighted when wearing yoga pants. Grandma's Apron has also been known as a BIF, the acronym for Butt In Front.

Carl loved elderly women especially those sporting a little Grandma's Apron. He made it a point to attend bingo night at the local senior center because it was a virtual smorgasbord of geriatrics.

by Eaton Holgoode September 16, 2015

Dirty Grandma

When someone holds their butt cheeks open and presses their anus against another person's forehead.

I fell asleep and I woke up to Jake giving me a Dirty Grandma

by Doonis August 7, 2010

visiting grandma

to have sex. from the movie sex drive

dude last night i visited grandma. twice

older brother:when are you be visiting grandma, cuz if you don't do it soon i'm telling everyone ur a homo

by gurlhitter December 18, 2008

Grandma's Tongue

When you pull the skin at the bottom of your nutsack and cover up your cock and balls at the same time to reveal grandmas wrinkled looking tongue

I showed Brian my grandma's tongue and it scared him.

by brian wiseman December 2, 2003

Grandma Test

A test designed to determine user-friendliness. One asks himself or herself if a product is easy enough to use that a grandmother could use it.

Pass: Windows and AOL. While both of these are inefficient and likely to crash products, they are purchased simply because they are easy to use.

Fail: Hooking up a home theater system. Even with the right guides etc., there are still many difficulties to get around...

by The Overmind July 7, 2004