Gooner Slave

A pornography addicted without a goal in life that drowns that feeling my masturbating all day to online women who thinks people like them are disgusting.

"For mommy natalieexking I would do anything! I'm her gooner slave!"

by super_nigger March 14, 2025

Gooner

1. Someone who frequently goons, and only goons
2. A good friend
3. Someone who likes being talked dirty to

My boy Barry is a massive gooner

by PinDarkShadow May 2, 2024

Gooner

An affectionate nickname for fans of Arsenal Football Club, one of England's most successful football teams. It originates from the club's primary nickname, "The Gunners," which reflects Arsenal's historical association with the military and artillery. Eventually evolving into "Gooner". That and they masturbate for hours on end. Hypnotizing themselves through prolonged edging until they are too gone from society. Odd bunch to sexualize a sport.

"Oi, bruv, you seen that lot down bad at the pubhub? Proper Gooner madness, bloody focused!"

by UniversalTruths December 20, 2024

Gooner

a person who jerks off to female cartoon characters frequently

Person A : you know that Oliver guy right? He's a gooner
Person B : yeah i've heard about him, he keeps jerking off to gumball's mom
Person A : idk but as i can tell his parents never loved him.

by Diicho September 26, 2025

Gooner

A state of mind of mind similar to Natalie

Me: i love that new seasonal anime that’s airing!
Natalie: Me too bro, I wonder if they made any hentai for the MC yet.
Me: YOU’RE SUCH A GOONER NATALIE!!!

by Goonking December 27, 2024

Gooner

A word to describe cherrito goonerito

Cherry is such a gooner

by Soundwave_Superi0r April 3, 2025

Gooner

1: The name for fans of North London club: Arsenal Football Club. Derived from Arsenals nickname of “The Gunners”.

2: Someone who cannot stop thinking of, or talking about pornographic content and material.

1: “Man, I love them gooners! better than whatever is at the emptihad!”

2: “Dude, David is such a gooner. We gotta turn on safe search for him.”

by Smellypoopyfartslol September 19, 2023