Goobered

Goobered means that You have just almost Spit Out or Swallowed Your Drink & almost Choked when it went down the wrong Pipe.

When Peter told Paul & Mary My Joke Paul Goobered all over His shirt.

by Gator67401 June 5, 2015

goober

a person who sits in the bathtub and when they fart they eat the bubble.

I heard he's a goober

by tangle April 2, 2011

goober

im pretty sure its a candy... like peanuts covered in chocolate or sumthin lol.... maybe raisins or carmal in chocolate i dunno

I eat goobers!! yum!!

by *~Kelsey~* May 26, 2004

goober

A goober is one of those little fat kids with ambiguous gender, red lips, rosy cheeks, a shiny bowl-cut, and maybe a little food on his/her face. A goober always has a big, stupid smile on its face, and has a dumb, gargly laugh. It wears one-color, oversized pastel-colored shirts, and shorts without pockets, and Sketchers.

oh man, that's one funny lookin kid

yeah i don't let my children play with goobers either.

by Pski January 17, 2009

Goobered

to be goobered is the ultimate punishment --- expecially when you're goobered by Sars Mathface

Aaaaaah! I'm about to be goobered!

You'd better watch your back --- someone's apt to goober you is you keep talking like that.

by The Wig November 16, 2006

goober

A joint venture of Google and Uber in which ride-share drivers' cars are mounted with Street View cameras.

I've been driving for Goober.

by BR545 May 16, 2016

goober

something so completely lame that it can be considered cool

minivan- the ultimate goober mobile

by jessjess5353 June 30, 2009