pussy gobble

When your pussy pops open to hard and it gobbles @robin and lyndsi

One day my pussy gobbled so hard I cryed

by Robin_kys August 9, 2017

Dundee Gobble

Notorious act of violently head butting a victim unconscious and then giving them a blowjob whilst they’re out cold. Particularly popular method of assault in Dundee, Scotland.

Person 1: “Ya see Wee Big Clossie last night? the raj bastard was laying into some shower ay shit that was gettin’ cheeky with him”
Person 2: “Aye, was fuckin mortal man. He noshed the cunt off with a right good Dundee Gobble”

by ScotsExposed July 26, 2018

squat and gobble

A place to eat and shit.

Man, where's a decent squat and gobble around here?

by Kodie January 17, 2004

grandmas gobble

that fuckable loose hanging skin that droops from an elderly womans neck and chin.

i went home with that old chick from the VFW and tore off her grandmas gobble with my dick.

by shaun flowers January 8, 2008

Gothenburg Gobble

When a person is giving a blowjob and then goes all the way down to the base of the penis (a deepthroat) and proceeds to extend their tongue to lick the balls, the penis still being down their throat.

How was your date with Jessica?

It was awesome, she gave me the Gothenburg gobble!

Oh man, you totally got gobbled!

by Cheezy D on the mic August 8, 2022

gobbling a glizzy

eating stiff cocks

"gobbling a glizzy"

by anoymous bitch October 2, 2020

Squat and Gobble

Carnival sex act where you pack your consenting partners ass with honey and potato chips, tie their hands behind their back with carnival rope, and lower them into a bathtub full of debeaked turkeys. The carny must then squat down and masturbate to climax using anything they can capture with their knees before being untied.

For a man with six fingers on two hands, Carl is the best squat and gobble carny in five states. I once saw him dispatch a king size jacuzzi worth of turkeys in ten minutes, and I think one of the turkeys fell in love!

by jigoku November 28, 2007