GOAT

The Goat or G.O.A.T stands for greatest of all time
often used to show appreciation for somebody's ethic or character
OR
To simply define the best

Mr. Swartz is the GOAT when it comes to teaching Astrophysics

by killerqueengunpowdergelatine January 29, 2023

goating

The act of 'goating' or to 'goat' oneself, is to piss your pants in a public place when under the influence of alcohol

Benny goated himself in McDonalds on New Years Eve with his erstwhile companion Timothy. He then twatted an Iraqi

by Scruttock March 21, 2005

goat

To stab somebody really hard, multiple times, and as fast as possible, with your penis.

If you goat her, that'll put her in place.

by Jacob August 5, 2003

goat

Guys On A Tandem

Wew... that goat just past Justin Bieber's Ferrari...

by 1hs4nn August 11, 2017

the goat

when you tuck your balls and your dick between your legs and bend over as a form of a prank to show your friends

I bent over and gave the goat to my buddy Grant when he came through the apartment door.

by bossassbitch1995 June 13, 2015

Goat

Lil Wyte

Lil Wyte is a fucking goat, he's blessed us with so many timeless albums and songs, from Doubt Me Now all the way to his self-titled album in 2018, the man is a fucking goat and has so many great songs that you can't just have one favorite, because there's so many flame ass songs to choose from that are all so good. The man is a goat and it's about time we put some respec on his name!

by Icy Wyte June 30, 2022

goat

Any of a series of hulking, pointy toothed marsupials known for their loyalty, alterness, and skills with garden tools.

Goat boats? I saw some in isle 12, why?

by frosto December 12, 2002