gnarly head

Receiving a clumsy blow job from an ugly, toothless horror hag.

Oh shit dude, I got some gnarly head from a hard-faced beast last night.

by Cranshaw April 27, 2008

gnarly

Used by Painter Bob Ross to describe an older twisted tree.

This big ol' tree is gnarly.

by Eazy eeeeeee September 12, 2006

gnarly

something super dope,rad,sik, and or mind bottling!

usually said wen describing something really cool and used when amaized or wowed!

shroter use of word "gnar".

dude! did u see that wipe out!! that was fuking gnarly!!

dude ur new skateboards prety gnar.

omg dude he's so gnarly at snowboarding!

by dope kid47 June 26, 2009

gnargle

1)to destroy, ruin, damage or disfigure. 2) also, to fornicate (usually violently)

ex 1. dude...i totally gnargled my knees when i ate shit bombing that hill.

ex 2. ha...bitch, i gnargled your mom

by bastardfins December 27, 2006

gnarlack

Someone or something of such disgusting quality that you want to vomit, or else scream Gnarlack Attack!, because it is just so horrible. Can apply to people, things, parts of people, or parts of the parts of people, or...anything else that's totally nar-nar.

Me-- Dude, look at that chick! She's totally gnarlack!

Jesse-- I know! Makes me want to chop my members off!

by Gnarlack Attack!!! June 11, 2006

Gnarly Death Spider

A Scary Ass Creatures. O_O that is gone beyond radical, beyond extreme, is balls out danger, and balls out perfection and balls out skill, that has the cure for life.

a HUGE gnarly death spider started sprinting towards me so i grabbed the closest thing (which unfortunately were your bathing suit bottoms) and squished it.

by Hawkings September 8, 2009

Gnarlol

A joke that is funny as well as gnarly to the extent of being compared to a narwhal: a half whale, half unicorn creature.

Also spelled Narlol.

"Bro, that joke was totally narlol."

Guy 1: Man, I totally got that slampiece to make me a sandwich.
Guy 2: Gnarlol.

by delayd October 27, 2010