n. A very tight bear-like hug given when you miss someone, care about them a lot/want to scare them or choke them to death.
by sig_Lydz June 21, 2004
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by Sarig June 27, 2004
Get the glomps mug.A glomp, or running hug tackle, of such magnitude that the earth itself shakes in terror at the sheer force being applied. Typically executed by people of larger size, 6 feet+. Glompokalypse are unintentionally dangerous and should be undertaken with care lest the glomp escalate. A glompokalypse may be precieved as jovial or kind spirited by the party glomping, but can often lead to painful damage to key ossific structures in the human body.
Person A: ITS GLOMPING TIME!!!!!
Person B: no! please no!
Person A: AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!! *glompokalypses person b into on coming traffic*
Person b: My...my... bones... *dies*
Person B: no! please no!
Person A: AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!! *glompokalypses person b into on coming traffic*
Person b: My...my... bones... *dies*
by Threevoices April 27, 2011
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1. You see that spicy tuna sushi? That really boring, not-yummy, lame sushi with just rice and a little slab of tuna? The roll that the sushi tomo people gave us for free and then charged us for? It is so gempi.
2. Look at that Gempi fool, he never does anything right.
2. Look at that Gempi fool, he never does anything right.
by Master Gemp November 30, 2011
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The more robust and winnable-mindset well wishes to start a competitive match of any sort.
The more robust and winnable-mindset well wishes to start a competitive match of any sort.
"Glep"
"wut"
"Oh, it means good luck eat pussy"
"oh k cool.
yea u 2."
"Glep"
"Glep"
"G L E P "
"... Steeeve..." -everyone, collectively
"wut"
"Oh, it means good luck eat pussy"
"oh k cool.
yea u 2."
"Glep"
"Glep"
"G L E P "
"... Steeeve..." -everyone, collectively
by Elfcore January 4, 2019
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It's a lie that dumb hippies tell themselves. Camping is sleeping outdoors, usually in a tent. It's already barely camping if you bring along an RV. Going to a resort and calling it glamorous camping is ridiculous!
It's a lie that dumb hippies tell themselves. Camping is sleeping outdoors, usually in a tent. It's already barely camping if you bring along an RV. Going to a resort and calling it glamorous camping is ridiculous!
Yuppies think that their hotel resort next to the woods with their room in a yurt qualifies as 'glamping'.
by Virilitas May 10, 2018
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