gin shopping

Pouring gin (or another alcoholic beverage) down someone's butt crack and drinking it. Kind of like a body shot but with a hairy and homoerotic twist.

"Dude, I can't believe we went gin shopping together last night! That party was wild! Is there hair in my teeth?"

by Chester P. January 8, 2013

Gin Boarding

Consuming unhumanly amounts of hard alcohol until shithoused or dead. When performed correctly, the actor will resemble a waterboard torture victim.

Gin Boarding typically results in excess vomiting and drunkeness. Hilarity ensues.

Lisa: "Wow, Marie is chugging two bottles of Jack Daniel's at once!"
Kyle: "Yeah, she's totally Gin Boarding herself."

by GottaBikeItToLikeIt June 29, 2011

gin the system

to find ways of avoiding or breaking the rules of an organization, system etc, in order to achieve what you want
(similar to 'beat the system'

I gin the system by simply putting a period in the required form fields that I deem unimportant.

by spheregasser July 31, 2021

gin soaked

a woman who drinks far too much gin....

usually emotional and seemingly unhinged and wreeking of the stuff, almost like her clothes have been soaked in gin.

also used as a general term for a drunk emotional woman, regardless of the intoxicating liqour of choice.

Tony : "i think that woman is giving me the eye"

Del : "easy man she don't look too steadyon that stool, and she has got ladders in her tights!"

Tony : "i think you are right my friend, i recon she's a gin soaked HAG"

Del : "you can tell by her eyes man, she looks like somebody killed her cat - she is definately a gin saoked

Tony : "best be giving her a wide birth then.........."

by yadaddytdon April 4, 2010

gin mistake

N. Unwise action undertaken while severely inebriated, of the kind that would not be undertaken sober, esp. those that are either only hazily remembered or completely forgotten the next day.

Striptease? That was a gin mistake.

Time to booze up and make a few gin mistakes.

"Like I just got elected Miss Gin Mistakes Massachusetts" - Faye, QuestionableContent.net

by JustMe23 May 4, 2009

Gin & Platonic

The act of going for drinks with someone you know is attracted to you, who you have no feelings for.

Usually because you're lonely.

'What did you do at the weekend Steve?'

'My power was out so I met Lisa for a Gin & Platonic'

by Mrhanky636 December 23, 2013

Gin Jokey

a white person having sex with an Aboriginal woman

Jacko was ruthless last night he shagged that abo under the bridge, Bloody Gin Jokey

by Mr Delirious May 6, 2017