3 definition by jesse wboothe

1. a metal coat hanger, unbent for maximum reach and precision at emasculating males, especially baseball players.

2. a person intent on sabatoging the genitalia of one or more male individuals.

A syndrome characterized primarily by a lack of melanin in the epidermis, symptoms may include a deficiencies in athleticism, particularly concerning basketball.

1. the name for a meth lab derived from the use of anhydrous amonia, a common pesticide used in farming, to make methanphetamines. Came into common usage after the advent of Eli Whitney's Cotton gin, with reguard to the proximity between the pesticide and ginning aparatus.