3 definitions by jesse wboothe

white skin disease

A syndrome characterized primarily by a lack of melanin in the epidermis, symptoms may include a deficiencies in athleticism, particularly concerning basketball.

Bill Gates suffers from white skin disease.

by jesse wboothe January 13, 2006

sack grabber

1. a metal coat hanger, unbent for maximum reach and precision at emasculating males, especially baseball players.

2. a person intent on sabatoging the genitalia of one or more male individuals.

Watch out for John, he's got a sack grabber.

by jesse wboothe January 13, 2006

gin and chronic

1. the name for a meth lab derived from the use of anhydrous amonia, a common pesticide used in farming, to make methanphetamines. Came into common usage after the advent of Eli Whitney's Cotton gin, with reguard to the proximity between the pesticide and ginning aparatus.

Keep back a little; Lyle blew up that gin and chronic last week and burned off his eyebrows.

by jesse wboothe January 13, 2006