Leopard Gecko

The cutest little lizards ever with their fat tails and cute grinning face.

"Gonna go get a Leopard Gecko'

by RathboneTheGoldHoarder December 24, 2023

Hawaiian Gecko

In the Ancient Times, Hawaiians referred Midgets as “Hawaiian Gecko’s”.

“God damn bro you see that Midget”?
“Bro we’re in Hawaii that’s a Hawaiian Gecko”.

by Mace34Black February 10, 2023

Crested Gecko

Little Green & Brown Reptiles

Uses:

Zach owns a crested gecko

by SirSquirethouFish June 13, 2023

Gecko Maria

A villain that gives souls to other objects with a portuguese custard pie and a little mustache on his face.

oh no gecko maria

by sannsan November 21, 2021

Barking Gecko

The cutest gecko ever (not entirely true but very cute), they will make your heart melt!)

I am so glad I'm getting a barking gecko for xmas they are so cute!

by krazy_kookoo!!! December 08, 2020

House Gecko

A house gecko is a light-hearted, fun seeking floozy, having sex with one partner with already seeking the next one.

Forget about her, dude. She's fine, but she's a house gecko.

by ShyAaaaaaaaa May 09, 2021

The "Gecko"

When you have a floppy flopper and just slap someone in the face with it at a hundred miles per hour and just take off their head.

Ryan Durkz: "Hey guys last night I whipped out my floppy and just decapitated my mom. I gave her The "Gecko" L0L.

Bart: "L0L I did that to MariAnne last night. Too bad I'm goin to jail now."

by CelesteLOLiblowppl&gotorehab March 09, 2011