Crested Gecko

Little Green & Brown Reptiles

Uses:

Zach owns a crested gecko

by SirSquirethouFish June 13, 2023

gecko

To euthanize an animal for an easy life, regardless of value

That $20,000 ram is lame again. Should I try this course of treatment from the vet? Nah, I'll just gecko it and avoid the hassle.

by Unlacedgecko December 21, 2023

yelping gecko

When having sex with a girl against a wall and you say very casually that you have aids

Jack "hey can i tell you something"

Emma "What?"

Jack "I have aids"

Emma "YELP"* trying to get away but there was wall behind me

Jack "ha yelping gecko"

by mega troller November 12, 2013

Gecko

A Gecko is the worst team member you could imagine. He is always relaxing, doing nothing or is destroying your model for your architecture courses. A Gecko tries to gloss his bad work with talking and suck up to his prof. He is also known for choosing the perfect partner, so he can relax again.

León, dont be a Gecko!

by FB8 October 17, 2020

The "Gecko"

When you have a floppy flopper and just slap someone in the face with it at a hundred miles per hour and just take off their head.

Ryan Durkz: "Hey guys last night I whipped out my floppy and just decapitated my mom. I gave her The "Gecko" L0L.

Bart: "L0L I did that to MariAnne last night. Too bad I'm goin to jail now."

by CelesteLOLiblowppl&gotorehab March 23, 2011

Gecko Gang Bang

When there are a bunch of gecko’s on top of each other.

I seen a gecko gang bang at Petco.

by anonymous October 29, 2021

April the gecko

This is just simply a amazing word cause this is the best gecko in the worlds name :D

April the gecko is the best gecko ever!

by ppisgeorgespride March 20, 2021