The Garfield

When you are eating lasagna and get an orgasm.

Holy shit I just did The Garfield!

by WelliStealLemons December 3, 2019

GarfieldEATS

The greatest restaurant of all time, located in Toronto.

Person 1: hey I’m craving a garficcino, wanna head to GarfieldEATS?
Person 2: hell yeah, let’s get going

by ctrlaltdeletemyexistence August 16, 2019

Garfield Lasagna

When you bake a steaming hot pan of Lasagna and fuck your cat while eating the whole thing

Jon: It's Monday Garfield! Time for your Garfield Lasagna!

Garfield: This is why I hate Mondays

by BoppinaHooker69 May 13, 2022

Garfield

1. a fatass cat, with orange fur

2. a president that has orange fur

garfield gave jon a BJ

garfield gave congress a BJ

by my appendage is big September 15, 2008

Andrew Garfield

The most perfect, most cynical human being to ever grace your television screen.

Jewnicorn. He shares a bed with Jesse Eisenberg but is unfortunately in denial of such.

He plays the role of Eduardo Saverin in The Social Network in which a lot of sexual tension is held between he and Eisenberg.

Andrew Garfield is a babe.

by thescienceofseduction March 29, 2011

Andrew Garfield

Very talented British actor who played a guy called Tom in Sugar Rush (which was well funny btw) VANESSAAAAA!! Will become very popular soon due to him being cast as Peter Parker/Spiderman in the new Spiderman re-boot. His other name is THE GRAVIY MAN due to his hair defying gravity (like the song from Wicked). The gravity man is cool!

Hey, you know that Andrew Garfield fella?
Errrrr.....no
C'mon you gotta know who I'm talkin 'bout
Hmmm.....
Also known as the gravity man
OH YEAH! He's so cool
Finally you get it!

by masked-moonlight August 15, 2010

Garfielding

To receive oral sex whilest eating lasagna.

John told me he spent last night garfielding. I'm not friends with John anymore.

by GrokMonkey August 6, 2011