Grease spot

Dead man walking. You fucked up and are pretty much going to die, bar none, period, final. Pucker up, bitch, your end is near.

If they find out I did this, I'm a fucking grease spot!

by ChCx91 February 19, 2011

grease my weasel

A command:

To grease a weasel.
To pleasure or service a penis, particularly in any form that involves lots of wetness.

"Your mom loves to grease my weasel Veselin!"

"Tara Reid gives the sloppiest BJ's. What a weasel greaser!"

by zxcvcxz March 12, 2008

grease monkey

Motor Mechanic

by J. Michael Reiter June 30, 2003

grease trucks

One of these sandwhiches will take a year off your life.

After Jim ate the 'fat bastard' he went into cardiac arrest.

by Eve March 27, 2005

grease bucket

Someone who refuses to wash their hair and face, despite constant mockery.

Dude, Carly is such a fucking grease bucket. Do you think she actually owns a shower?

by Rob & Queen April 3, 2005

Grease Cough

The urge to cough or clear ones throat repetitively, directly caused by eating too much greasy, fast food.

Man, I got the grease coughs now. I just finished eating a 10 piece chicken meal deal. I'm such a fucking fat ass.

by serafina pekkala September 22, 2011

grease wizard

A grease wizard is a wizard of grease. Usually female, but can occasionally be male. A grease wizard casts greasy spells on their prey in order to make sweet greasy love with them.

“My friend Devon was abducted by a grease wizard last night and made love with only 1/4 consent”

by The Captain Jack March 17, 2022