Gooner Arm

When someone goons so often the arm they use to goon becomes stronger than the other.

he goons so often he can rep 100lbs with his right arm (gooner arm) but can’t even pick up the 10lb with his left.

by Notinko101 November 22, 2025

Greasy Gooner

An Individual (typically but not always male) who sits in their room, doesn't shower and masturbates all day

Yeah I met this guy, total greasy gooner, the motherfucker just sits in his room jacking off and playing dark souls.

by plgarch December 10, 2025

Gooner

Someone that is part of a goontatorship. Usually lead by a Gooner themselves. Similar to the word 'Simp' but with a more positive connotation.

Ahri's server has a lot of gooners in it, but I'm on myself so I don't mind. Seeing a hot girl makes me 'excited' if you know what I mean.

by AnonymousMikiFan December 28, 2025

Gooner injury

An type of person who got hit in the head by an anime figurine and their personality is that they jack off to anime girls and gooner games

My friend had an Gooner injury

by ScroogeMcDuckyDuckFuck December 31, 2025

Gooners

Parents over 40 that hump loudly

Dad: Mom and I are going to bed now
Son: Gooners!

by RunHavanaclub December 31, 2025

Gooner

A person who does the act of gooning.

The gooner gooned himself in the bathroom.

by Naderjuice January 3, 2026

Gooner

Someone who masturbates with the goal to cum a lot

That person is such a gooner

by papadanky January 9, 2026