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Gary Glitter

A name given to a certain person at reading festival 2008, when one sleeps with a girl who looks like shes 12, in the game of man points. After festival that person is referd to as Gary.
Ben: See that bird i pooned last night?
Pete: Yeh man, wasnt she about 12 tho?
Ben: Err.... No 16!
Pete: Looked like she was 12 Gary Glitter!
by Overell1338 October 30, 2008
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Glitter Gulch

The term used for when mooning someone while at the same time shitting. The sparkling sensation in the light makes the fresh fecal matter sparkle. Hence Glitter Gulch
Handy Jesus got to see Makeshift Villains Glitter Gulch, it Fuckin' Sparkled!
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ass glitter

The sparkles left on your face from a brisk and expensive night at your local strip club. Such sparkles cannot be removed by your average soap or shower! Ass Glitter may also contain a cotton candy scent.
Damn Jonny your covered in Ass Glitter from the strip club last night! Your wife is so gonna kick your ass!
by Dr. Bohan September 23, 2008
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Glitter Shitter

Gay, or someone of a homosexual nature.

Mate who says something really gay.
'See that guy, he's a right Glitter Shitter.'

'Hes so gay he shits glitter'
by Gary Gliiter October 16, 2011
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Glitter Terrorist

A snarky, nefarious foe that sprinkles “pixie dust” aka glitter, on other beings and objects. As we all know, herpes lasts Forever which is usually longer than love in most cases and Glitter outlasts Herpes, so glitter is eternal. If you love someone, send them a card full of glitter. If you despise someone, send them a card and envelope filled with glitter. It is like a feral cat marking it’s territory by spraying everything and everyone in a home. Glitter lasts forever and stays in your car, ears, hair, clothes, carpet, floor, couches, etc. It should be considered an act of terrorism to send a glitter laden item to any foreign country, diplomat, or hostile zone as they are forever marked by the enemy and easily spotted. In fact, even Hallmark cards is involved in these games of subterfuge with their Willy-nilly sales of sparkly glitter cards and wrapping paper. Acts of random Glitter Terrorism and their WMD-all things sparkly glitter-are on the rise and one should be wary of opening envelopes this holiday season.
I have been glitterbombed by a family member, AKA glitter terrorist, who wrapped the family’s Christmas gifts in glittery wrapping paper and glittery bows with glittered gift tags to match. It took me a week to get all the glitter out of my hair, crevices, couched, the dog, linens and my attempts to vacuum the floor have been futile. Mission Glitterhawk was a success. The Glitter Terrorist scores another win.
by Corabelle1221 March 23, 2020
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Glitter Sex

Pour glitter on the bed, slam girl on the bed, fuck the shit out of her, and BAM glitter sex cuz glitter goes everywhere.
Hmmmmm glitter + sex = MESSY

Walla! GLITTER SEX :)
by Spooky.tana:) June 1, 2019
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Glitter Puff

"Glitter Puff"

The pre dusting of his/her's bum hole with glitter or other similar shiny particles before letting out a flatulent puff in excitement.
(Often done on a partners nose)
She bent over spreading her cheeks and pushed her newly decorated shiny arsehole towards my face and let out the most glorious 'glitter puff' right in my mouth!
by DFBHM January 10, 2023
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