Slippery Giraffe

The act in which you pour lube down someone's throat and proceed to Throat Fuck them.

Make sure that you slippery giraffe the YouTube sensation Davohz.

by Drunken Splooge September 5, 2017

Making giraffes

When your significant other sneaks you into their house to have sex while their parents are home

Guy 1: “Bro, what did you do last night?”
Guy 2: “ My girlfriend and I were Making Giraffes and that bitches dad caught us and called the cops.”
Guy 1: Damn that nigga strict

by Coocoocrackerkid November 6, 2017

Sad giraffe

When you have had too much to drink that you can’t get it up. Your weenie is a sad giraffe.

Oh honey we can’t do it tonight... those Jackie Daniels shot gave me a sad giraffe.

by Sadgiraffe October 1, 2018

The Homogeneous Giraffe

This type of giraffe is mixed evenly and very tall. Therefore they have to spots, no facial nor body hair, and certainly no gruff voice. It is very dangerous to walk into a Cor-o-van with this animal since they can become extremely aggressive when put alone with a man, for unknown reasons.

The Homogeneous Giraffe was inside the car. I had to run.

by tlarder January 5, 2010

Higher than giraffe titties

When you’re so high that it can only be expressed with such exotic eloquence.

That blunt got me higher than giraffe titties last night!

by ‘Tana August 1, 2019

Ginamoe

A girl that looks like a man. Wears boy clothes, and has arms that are as fat as logs. Usually found in the woods with the yetties, or in portsmouht with the felixes. Also resembels a australian wombat

Is that an australian wombat? No, that's just a Ginamoe.

by Abigail onwisky March 16, 2009

giraffic

To be more like a giraffe.

That print is more giraffic than the other.
I will have them design it more giraffic for you.

by lala620 May 20, 2015