yelping gecko

When having sex with a girl against a wall and you say very casually that you have aids

Jack "hey can i tell you something"

Emma "What?"

Jack "I have aids"

Emma "YELP"* trying to get away but there was wall behind me

Jack "ha yelping gecko"

by mega troller November 12, 2013

It's been true from the gecko.

Describes da fact dat a Government Employees Insurance Company policy has always been extremely easy to sign up for --- so easy, in fact, dat even an "ancient" caveman during da beginning of civilization could have done it.

Even if actor Jeff Daniel Phillips's "dumb 'n' crude" advertising-figure character takes a plane to a distant point on da globe, "there's always something" --- such as a huge poster mounted on da wall of da airport-terminal dat trumpets da company offering ridiculously-simple-to-get auto-coverage --- "to remind him of another place and time"; said reminder is nothing new: it's been true from the gecko.

by QuacksO November 12, 2025

Winter Gecko

When an individual murders another individual using only two icicles (akimbo style), therefore leaving no fingerprints. Stab. Run. Melt.

Jeremiah fell victim to the Winter Gecko when he was in enemy territory during a snowstorm.

by AttackPoseidon December 6, 2021

The "Gecko"

When you have a floppy flopper and just slap someone in the face with it at a hundred miles per hour and just take off their head.

Ryan Durkz: "Hey guys last night I whipped out my floppy and just decapitated my mom. I gave her The "Gecko" L0L.

Bart: "L0L I did that to MariAnne last night. Too bad I'm goin to jail now."

by CelesteLOLiblowppl&gotorehab March 23, 2011

Gecko

A Gecko is the worst team member you could imagine. He is always relaxing, doing nothing or is destroying your model for your architecture courses. A Gecko tries to gloss his bad work with talking and suck up to his prof. He is also known for choosing the perfect partner, so he can relax again.

León, dont be a Gecko!

by FB8 October 17, 2020

Gecko Stecko

The name of a mystical lizard in southern Illinois. Typically found playing Xbox in his room. Or saving people 15% or more on car insurance.

-Have you seen Gecko Stecko lately?
-Nah bro he’s been saving people 15% or more on car insurance.
-Fair.

by Chauy December 11, 2020

Foster Gecko

A Foster Gecko is a person who is unemployed and is chronically online.

This guy is a real foster gecko, hope he leaves his room and turns off his computer one day.

by HuevoEggMexican May 30, 2024