feetish

a fetish for feet. one who is turned on by high heels, flip flops or bare naked feet is said to have a feetish.

Paul gets aroused in womens shoe stores because he has a "feetish".

by ringos rifle September 19, 2009

Wal-Mart feet

A person whose feet are brown and gritty, presumably from walking barefoot. The name honors the ill-behaved, shoeless, and generally diapered hoodrat offspring running around every Wal-Mart on the globe.

Damn girl! For lookin' so fine you got some nasty ass Wal-Mart feet!

by DipTester May 23, 2007

Country Feet

1. Hard, rough dry feet usually obtained by walking bare foot. Country feet can walk on hot rocks/ hot dirt roads and feel no pain. Most contry boys have country feet.

2. Country feet the opposite of City feet.

Friend 1: I can't believe Andrew walked all the way home barefoot like that.

Friend 2: He'll be fine, he has country feet. He's used to walking long distances on hot surfaces barefoot.

by Latina_Lorie July 22, 2009

Troll Feet

Ugly and unattractive feet; often consists of callouses, bunions, and toe jam.

Chris: Hey Fluxxy.

Fluxxy: "Have you seen Ari's feet?! She's got mad troll feet!"

Chris: "That's why we never see her feet in pictures..."

by Your Silhouette May 11, 2011

museum feet

Numbness and pain in the feet caused by long periods of standing and slow walking in a museum. A symptom of Museum Leg Syndrome, and very similar to mall feet. The condition is exacerbated when the facility is lacking in benches.

"After four hours in the museum, we each had to take off our shoes and rub our feet. We definitely had museum feet."

by yes juanito yes September 14, 2014

Yeetus Feetus

yeeting a fetus as far as humanly possible

Rachel- ‘It was such a good day today, the yeetus feetus tactic really worked for me!!!’

by Yeetinglotsofthings September 18, 2018

Fleetwood Sac

A homo who's stuck in a time period such as the eighties, he can either be young or old, this one homo wears nuggie huggies (aka tight spedo like underwear) also wears a beat down leather jacket, and is either married to his nasty crackwhore of a wife who goes to beat down bars and smokes out of her vagina or he stays home and spends the night with rosey palm and her five sisters at his mothers house which is his place of residence and listens or sings Fleetwood Mac in his underwear

Fleetwood Sac
Dean: Who's that faggot yelling at people up on the stage, he's like 50 and he sucks
Paul: Oh that's John, we call him Fleetwood Sac, or Fleetwood, over there is his nasty-ass wife with her legs spread smoking a cigarette with her loose lips and shoving coke up her ass, that turns him on I guess.

by KingJericho December 4, 2014