fuzz wanger

A kick in the vagina with a welly booted foot

She better cut that nonsense out before I give her a good fuzz wanger.

by Cheesy cheddar December 9, 2013

sticky fuzz

The fuzz after a series of bumping fuzz becomes sticky due to the abundance of jizz on the fuzz. Most normally seen on a pull out where cum is directed towards the fuzz.

Grant: Wow that was amazing!
Kelli: I know, I already have sticky fuzz!

by Frozen Bob April 20, 2017

Fuzz Fiesta

2 or more police cars harassing 1 pulled over car. Usually when ONLY 1 cop is needed and backup is TOTALLY unnecessary. Also happens when a black or brown guy is pulled over.

Guy 1: Last night, four cop cars had me pulled over for forgetting to turn on my blinker.

Guy 2: Those pigs were just having a fuzz fiesta.

by trunchmuncher18 July 25, 2010

fuzz bubbles

a pair of perfectly round testicals, preferably hairy.

luis: man, his nuts are'nt deformed like mine and look at them hairs on 'em!
bryan: call them fuzz bubbles, son.
luis: =o

by jamie gonna lick your ass and bring hemroids May 29, 2008

fuzz bludgeon

to take a serious beating from a police officer.

Have a good time. Don't get fuzz bludgeoned for bein' melungeon.

by DC Haha November 5, 2009

fuzz bucket

An enormously furry, trashy stray cat.

Look at that poofy ass fuzz bucket in the alley.

by Miss Vet February 28, 2005

fuzz nugget

A crusted up piece of shit, mixed with toilet paper and lint, that hangs from the fuzz of your anal treasure hole.

See Also: Dingoberry or Dingle Berry

Hey, Im not licking that with a fuzz nugget hanging from it...Grose!

by Umkay November 29, 2007