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funk badger

A funk badger "talks the fuck" but "walks the wank".

Someone who strives to show us all how cool they are, while all the time acting like an utter cock.
Moby is a funk badger, as is David Beckham.
funk badger by bobdylan_mcfc January 7, 2005

Funk Your Bunk 

A way to say something makes you very happy.
Similar to 'rocks my socks' or 'rocks my boat'.
Only better. Because everyone knows funk is here to stay.
I got a tattoo today?
Ooh, did it funk your bunk?
Funk Your Bunk by Izzybella July 5, 2006

Funk Bounce 

When a baseball bounces akwardly at an unexpected angle off of an outfield wall. The F.B. is considered advantageous to the batter because it usually confuses the outfielder's defensive response.
that ball looks like it is curving into the corner, hopefully it wil take a funk bounce.
Funk Bounce by tmarble September 9, 2005

funk barrel 

a messy or foul smelling room or space usually but not restricted to being inhabited by males
I took one step into the boys locker room and was like "What died in here?...Get me outta this funk barrel."

"Seriously?...Your room is like a funk barrel."
funk barrel by ColeyT September 13, 2011

Funk Elastic 

A dance, in which the arms are swung backwords in large semi-circles. The dance is often used while "krumping" and is refered to in the song "I Wanna Get High" by Cypress Hill. The dance is also seen in the intro to "Just Jordan", a popular Nickelodean show. The dance is preformed by Kristen Combs.
"Well that's the Funk Elastic,
the blunt I twist it,
the slamafied, (buddafied) funk on your discus." -"I Wanna Get High" by Cypress Hill

Stoner #1: Last night we were so baked...

Stoner #2: Oh, you know it broski.

Stoner #1: Did you see Amy start dancing after she took a hit?

Stoner #2: Nah, dude, what'd she do?

Stoner #1: She did the FUNK ELASTIC biatch!

Stoner #2: Duuuuudddddeeee! Niiiiicccceee!

Towelie: Wanna get high?

Stoner #1: Holy shit! It's Towelie!

Stoner #2: Dude are we high already?

Stoner #1: Chaaaaaaaa...Light it up Towelie!

Stoners light up with Towelie and then proceed to do the Funk Elastic themselves.
Funk Elastic by Broski McBroski February 20, 2009

funk ass bitch 

A person that is an undisputed pain in the ass to all people, doesn’t know when/how to stfu, and is just flat out annoying.
him: hey you’re kinda cute

her: aw I’m telling the gc!
him: you funk ass bitch
funk ass bitch by anc43 January 26, 2018