Poor Fellow's Canteen

A clear, half-liter or gallon plastic container that would normally hold milk, orange juice, or chocolate milk, is converted to a reusable water jug.

John: "Hey dude, can I have some of your gatorade?"

Ryan: "Hey man, I'm sick of your bullshit. Get your own!"

John: "Woah, okay dude, chill out dick munch."

(Thus John is too cheap to buy gatorade in bulk and converts half-liter orange juice to water jug)

({ Next day at Practice)

Ryan: "Hey John, forgot my gatorade. Can I have some?"

John: (Has more than enough water) "Fuck off faggot!"

...Thus Poor Fellow's Canteen was born

by fellowman12 January 26, 2011

Saucy fellow

A term in William Shakespeares “Julius Caesar” most likely referring to Kanye West.

Your saucy like the Kanye fellow.
Kim K thought Kanye was looking very saucy today.

Your a very saucy fellow today a mate.

by Hehaelder August 26, 2022

don't follow the idiot

What you say to someone when you want them to think for themself and not do the easy or comfortable thing

She told me she was in a relationship for a long time and was not in love but would not end it since she was comfortable, so I told her don't follow the idiot end it and be happy

by @dontfollowidiot January 5, 2014

Premature ejaculatory discombobulation following Newton's 1st Law

The sperm that is ejaculated from rest at a constant velocity unless acted upon by an unbalanced force or object.

I unfortunately developed : Premature ejaculatory discombobulation following Newton's 1st Law

by Curry The Wise March 11, 2021

Followhore

Someone who will follow anyone online (twitter, tumblr, etc.) just in return for a follow to their own page. They love to blog and always ask for more and more followers. They will also do anything their followers tell them to do in fear of losing them (changing backgrounds, more blog entries, etc.)

Kyle: Hey I just got a follow from a stranger...
Jimmy: Are you going to follow him back?
Kyle: Hell yeah, im a total followhore!

by spelunkininthecave April 10, 2011

big gay following

A large man who frequently asks other men (usually hetrosexual) if they "fancy a bum".

Big gay following asked me if I fancied a bum the other day

by bigstraightfollowing June 29, 2008

Pedo-Followed

Being stalked or followed by a pedophile on a social networking or blogging site.

Hey, skater27 where do you live, id like to meet you.
Holy crap dude I just got Pedo-Followed.

by ToadSage27 May 3, 2009