Fucktonne

A fucktonne is a lot.
One fucktonne is 2500 fuckilograms
Which is 250000 fuckgrams which is 25000000 fuckmilligrams which is 2000 fuckounces which is 3000 fuckyoutonnes which is 2500000000 fucknanograms which is 10 fuckilotonnes

A fucktonne of shit came out my arse, not my fault I’m lactose intolerant

by Hi mammy November 30, 2019

miss fuckeroni

The fugly ass old ass teacher that makes you wanna bleach your eyes out. She hasnt been fucked in years, her pussy is shrivelled up like a raisin!

Hey mate did you see how fugly miss fuckeroni) was looking today, i need to bleach my eyes out.

by Afucktard August 19, 2019

fuckrun

having sex while running

look at those people fuckrunning

by joe dirt October 28, 2003

fuckton

So much of something, it makes you say "Fuck!"

As in, I have a fuckton of work to do for school, all the ritalin in the world won't get me through this week.
Or, more appropriately, "That girl's always got a fuckton of guys hanging around, you'll never get her nunber"

by OOSauce December 11, 2008

fuckmonkey

extreme form of arshmonkey

You damn fuckmonkey!

by Jena December 28, 2003

fuckrunner

1) One who runs fuck
2) A nonsensical noun used by a kid on a bus that thinks he's cool.

Sh'up, fuckrunner!

by Tilkus February 17, 2004

fucktonne

7. When using fucktonne as a reference to a quantity. Such quantitiy would simply refer to the number 7.

There are a fucktonne of hot chicks in this bar.
There are seven hot chicks in this bar.

by Fucktonne=7 January 2, 2011