look like a foot

when a female looks ugly

"that girl look like a foot"

by Andy Hallal June 22, 2006

foot chowder

When your feet sweat and your foot gets all wet and nasty

Don't get that nasty foot chowder in my shoes

by Beastmode29 July 16, 2015

Football Association of Singapore

A joke.
The Football (soccer) Association of Singapore (FAS) is basically the worst organization in the history of sports. You could probably hire a cockroach as it's CEO and there would be no difference. Similarly, if you replace the whole football team with slugs, you would get the same results as they are getting now. The only difference is that slugs can't smoke.

Coach 1: "My football team has just lost it's 50th game in a row"
Coach 2: "Ah, at least it is still better than the Football Association of Singapore"

by ZamZamZam July 16, 2019

football fields

The definitive unit of measurement. You can always rely on the length of a football field

Newsreporter: the new street will be 2 kilometers long
Boomer: can you use a measurement people will understand
Newsreporter: Sorry it is 4.5 football fields long

by intewilliam November 12, 2019

thermostat foot

the exposure of a single foot in the attempt to precisely control one's body temperature while bundled in ample covers.

Often involves frantic flailing after awakening overheated. The foot is then returned under the covers after the appropriate temperature is achieved.

"I can't sleep in a sleeping bag because my thermostat foot needs to be able to get out"

by pharmgrl2001 December 7, 2009

Bambi Foot

When a petite woman is wearing leggings or tights and her front butt looks like a tiny bambi foot. The dwarfed version of a camel toe or moose knuckle. A vaginal wedgie reminding of a certain deer's foot.

Yo bro, check out the new chick's Bambi Foot! It's so tiny and cute...

Hey girl, how bout you send me a pic of that Bambi Foot?!?

by MikeyD , TCPistole July 27, 2016

Fantasy Footballers

Three hilarious friends named Andy, Mike, and Jason who host the largest fantasy football podcast. They often have terribly bad fantasy football takes, but they make up for it with Andy's corny jokes, Mike's hyena laugh, and Jason's dry sarcasm. If you ever get to visit their studio in person you might see Brooks' $100,000 Rolex or Jason's 100 signed Kerryon Johnson jerseys. Legend has it that their producer Brooks bought the Footballers first 5,000 podcast subscribers for $10 each, but had to get a refund when the fake followers company accidentally charged Brook's card $10 million, which did not affect his net worth in the slightest, although he still wanted it back to buy his new state of the art ballet studio.

Fans of the Fantasy Footballers are known as the Footclan. Footclan members generally overhype every player the Footballers even mention, such as pushing Clyde Edwards-Helaire into the top 5 ADP in his rookie season or refusing to trade Kerryon Johnson for Patrick Mahomes in dynasty. The average Footclan member is bald, overweight, has a beard, and likes country music - in other words, Jason.

Idiot 1: Did you hear the latest episode of the Fantasy Footballers?
Idiot 2: Yeah man! I'm gonna draft Antonio Gibson at the 1.01 now!
Idiot 1: Same dude! Where's the nearest Little Ceasar's? *turns on country music*

by fantasysimp April 8, 2021