freding

freding is when you fap in the middle of class because you got a boner from looking at your teacher

fred is freding right know

by Fred is shitty= November 12, 2019

feeding two birds with one scone

The vegan version of "killing two birds with one stone." Getting two things done that takes the effort of only one or two things getting done at once that usually has to be done separately. An "idiom" (play on words) of an old saying. An aphorism.

I had to go to the grocery store and post office. So, instead of going to the grocery store and then going home to put the groceries away and then back out to go to the post office, I would go to the post office first, then go to the grocery store, thereby "feeding two birds with one scone."

by jcaelitescuba January 31, 2014

Below Freezing

When it's below 32 degrees farenheit or 0 degrees celsius.

John: "Dude, it's cold as fuck out here."
Randy: "What does the thermostat say?"
John: "2 degrees."
Randy: "Holy shit! It's below freezing!"

by Kreepo McJiggle June 29, 2011

Feeding the Geese

see jackin' the beanstalk

Whenever Dan's door is closed, we all leave him alone cuz he's feeding the geese.

by Anonymous April 6, 2003

Filthy, dirty, disgusting, bottom feeding, trash bag, ho

An insult created by wrestling personality, Chris Jericho.

"STFU RICKET UR A FILTHY DIRTY DESGESTIN BOTOMFEEDIN TRASHBAG HO!!!!!111111"

"Wow, I'd be insulted if you weren't quoting a burnt out wrestler."

by Johnny Rocketfingers April 4, 2004

feeding the kitty

Euphemism for vaginal penetration or insertion as in the act of sex/intercourse by all pleasurable means.

Has nothing to do with a real kitty cat unless it's your type of bestial fetish in which case you must seek psychological help immediately.

Feed the kitty and feed the beaver are also used.

Feeding the kitty is gonna take much more lube than I thought.

by Frotheriffic March 15, 2008

feeding the cats

What you say on the phone to let the other person know that you can no longer talk freely because someone has entered the room.

Jamie "So what did you do last night?"
Erica "I'm feeding the cats"
Jamie "OK, tell me later."

by T.M. December 28, 2005