faffdoodling

Faffing about (wasting time) while scribbling/doodling/tweeting/texting inanely.

Enough faffdoodling, time for me to get back to work

by AskMyAxe September 10, 2012

farff

To laugh so hard you fart.

His texts had her laughing so hard she farffed.

by OldMidget August 30, 2015

Fratfolio

A frat portfolio, where frat stars document their frat achievements such as all time binge drinking sprees, dip can collections, and formals attended. Most helpful when applying for cookie cutter office jobs where the boss is also in Phi Si and for going for that frat presidency that you've always wanted.

"Bro did you see Chad's fratfolio? he banged six tri delts and a gamma at the party last week, and is on an all time beer pong winning spree. The guys destined for president next year"

"dude, you gotta get a frafolio going. How are people gonna know that your serious about the frat life?"

by hen sauce November 16, 2016

FranFranYoMan

A person who is ugly as hell and is 100% a bitch! This person is also a lover of men with names of @shane and @Patrick

Yo, FranFranYoMan, hit me up with yo ugliness and yo men.

by Eww.... December 27, 2016

froff mop

A froff mop is a special mop used to clean up the froff (froth) that is expelled from a womans vagina when she is stimulated sexually.

After the 10th consecutive screening of magic mike xxl the cinema attendents froff mop was worn out. He had to borrow anothet froff mop to clean up the rest of the froff.

by nigeLpredator February 8, 2017

Faffy

Used as a nickname for your fat friend, meaning: “Fat Ass Fugly”

George: “Hey faffy , you fat lard, can you run further than the 10 steps it takes to get to the refrigerator?”
Faffy: “only if there’s a cake at the end!”

by Faffy118 May 5, 2018

froffyman

A best friend a lot of the time. Very nice person; always cares for others. One of the best people on the planet has this name, if not the best.

Wow, did you see froffyman?! What a great guy!

by izKadeen February 25, 2019