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Fratfolio 

A frat portfolio, where frat stars document their frat achievements such as all time binge drinking sprees, dip can collections, and formals attended. Most helpful when applying for cookie cutter office jobs where the boss is also in Phi Si and for going for that frat presidency that you've always wanted.
"Bro did you see Chad's fratfolio? he banged six tri delts and a gamma at the party last week, and is on an all time beer pong winning spree. The guys destined for president next year"

"dude, you gotta get a frafolio going. How are people gonna know that your serious about the frat life?"
Fratfolio by hen sauce November 16, 2016
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Fapfolio 

A portfolio consisting of all the pictures one has fapped to, preferably laminated for future reuse.
Dude, what's this picture of a guy from National Geographic doing in your fapfolio?
Fapfolio by Michael7777 December 17, 2008
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The study of all things fratty. This would include, but not limited to, insight into fratty music,fratty wardrobe, game day preperations, formals, frat water, hazing, golf, hating GDI's, and all other things fratty. The field of Fratology is explored and extensively researched by frat daddies across the country hoping to combat douchebaggery throughout the world and continue to exude increasingly higher levels of fratmosphere. The study of fratalogy does not end when one fraternity member graduates from his respectable institution as true frat daddies continue researching fratology all of their lives.
Based off of the Holister T-Shirts, the spiky hair with the frosted tips, the Linkin Park Jaming from the stereo, and the Shmirnoff Ices being consumed, it was obvious that no one in the room practiced or studied fratology.
Casually dating/hooking up with a fratboy for a long extended period of time. Never includes real dates, real food, but always lots of alcohol. And you're ok with it.
"so babykid from (insert frat name here) texted me again last night. this is the longest fratfling of my life!"
fratfling by ms. puma April 6, 2010

Fratboyiosis 

Fratboyiosis is a debilitating disease that acts similarly to albinism. It turns the victim in to a “generic fratboy”. Though scientists are unsure what describes a generic fratboy, they have concluded that the symptoms tend to be blonde hair, blue eyes, and a light skin tone similar to that of a Caucasian. Fratboyiosis is developed in the womb as a result of a rare genetic mutation.
I heard John has Fratboyiosis and he’s actually been Asian this whole time
Fratboyiosis by Dhehexbdjd May 11, 2023

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026