frusterbation

the act of lonely depressed jealous masturbation. This mainly occurs when you are angry/jealous that your buddy or roommate is the next room having audible sex, and you are left alone with the world wide web and a bottle of lotion

"i could hear them having the hottest loudest sex ever while i was alone playing Halo, and the girl he was with was freakin hot! ........ It kinda turned me on. So i got the laptop out and engaged in an intense frusterbation sesh. Im really lonely dude"

by digggzy February 16, 2010

Sexual Frustration

A severe frenzy caused by lack of sexual activity.
Symptoms include: genital discomfort, raging desire, violence, sexual obsession.
Fuck buddies are a good outlet.

Nate- Why is he fucking a girl he doesn't even like?
Mart- It's the sexual frustration, man.

by GetItRightt August 29, 2009

Frush

An utterance made by an extremely pompous, respectable, and well bred individual. Often while puffing on a pipe and holding up one finger.

NB- The word itself has a very specific pronounciation, that can only be described as how Sean Connery would sound if he spoke like the Queen of England.

Oh I say. How very Frush!
Wipe your brow with a jockstrap! -frush-

by Mildred and Ethel March 18, 2010

signals of sexual frustration

Body language, habits, or actions a person acts out that indicate that he or she is experiencing sexual frustration. This frustration is most likely caused by a lack of recent sexual intercourse, and may be magnified if the sufferer has a new object of affection. Specific signals include peeling labels off of beer bottles and chewing ice cubes.

The ladies can see Larry a mile away - he's peeled all the labels off his beer bottles.

by Daniel Premo December 11, 2003

frustrated metalhead

a generally angry mood that revolves around someone who's had an unfortunate accident involving getting their head dipped in molten metal

ned kelly was often a frustrated metalhead although in this particular case he chose to wear metal to symbolise his respect for those involved in molten metal-related accidents

by alex blows donkeys September 4, 2003

Frustrated Cum

Frustrated cum would be when your having gay sex, yet you yourself are straight. But, you have to please dumbledore, your headmaster, and your daddy. So you try your hardest -- but in the end all that comes out is one small, pathetic spurt, as dumbldore sighs at the sight of your pathetic, flaccid duck.

Ron Weasley caught Harry Potter with his pants down, awkwardly gripping his dick in front of Hagrid.

"Bloody hell!" Ron said, staring at Harry's frustrated cum.

by xxxantichristxxx July 8, 2016

Frusting

Is an act of lesser Frustration.

For example, Zoe was frusting over her facebook ealier today

by Frusting Writer 2 April 8, 2011