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foster job

The act of forcing your secret lover to occupy the small space under the bed of the Fosterer, with nothing but a trash can top for a pillow, while the Fosterer makes fun of Jews as another unrelated delinquent steals money from the victim.
Dude, the camp counselor gave me a hardcore Foster job and ridiculed Justin for being a Jew while Petrini stole all my cash!
by The_Emu August 2, 2017
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Fisher

Fisher is an extremely intelligent, yet witty guy. He has a great sense of adventure and loves to explore. He also has a knack for science and engineering. He has an enormous cock, a great taste in music, and has been known to rap. His sex appeal is so radiant that eye contact with a female will immediately result with her getting wet. Fisher also likely has some disease, like Diabetes.
"Look at that guy, he's such a Fisher!"
by Nijinsky January 15, 2020
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Penny Fisher

Oh my gosh, Jennifer is such a Penny Fisher
by Poop Taco October 20, 2014
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raped by Gary Fisher

when a bicycle part violates your posterior. (usually a seat, which may have become loose. most likely occurs during a bike crash)
I got raped by Gary Fisher when I crashed my bike and the handle bar went up my ass. OOPS.
by TigerPenisExtract March 28, 2009
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Fisherman Splatter

A play on the traditional Red Lobster seafood dish, the "Fishermans Platter," it occurs when a man takes his used, post-coitus condom and smacks his partner across the face with it, essentially "splattering" his ejaculatory fluids all over said partners face.
Jackie was disappointed that Justin gave her a Fisherman Splatter after they made sweet love down by the fire.
by Mathias Orion June 15, 2006
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Stinky Fisherman

While banging the victim from behind, or doggystyle, you stick one of your fingers in their ass, getting some doo-doo butter on there, then reach up and give the victim a fish-hook in the mouth.
James' girlfriend wouldnt let him stick it in her ass so he gave that bitch a stinky fisherman
by JT Thomas January 27, 2008
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Fosterized

A process of eliminating someone that is a political liability, by murdering them, or arranging their death somehow. Named after Vince Foster, Deputy White House Counsel during the first term of President Bill Clinton; Foster died suspiciously in office, July 20, 1993.
If Sandy Berger ever turns state's evidence in the case of his theft of documents from the Federal Archive, he may have to be Fosterized.
by Slickwillie March 5, 2007
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