flappadoodle

the flappy area after dogs get their balls cut off

awe stevie your flappadoodle is out again!

by Koutro October 18, 2010

jizz flaping mozzletump

when a man ejaculates in a womens face with such furiocity it dislocted her eyeball from her eye socket leaving hanging there while he proceeds to pump his penis into her eye socket

guy 1: dude what happened to you wife's eye.
guy 2: oh i just gave her a "jizz flaping mozzletump".

by blablablablablahaha March 4, 2011

flip the flap

(Noun) When you're motorboating your girl downstairs, so her flaps are all flappin everywhere, and she's about to climax so you flip her over and then rail her doggystyle to finish up the job.

Frat guy 1: "Bro did you hook up with that chick last night or what?"

Frat guy 2: "Dude... I pulled a flip the flap and she was orgasming for like ten minutes."

by ASUdude5 September 15, 2010

Flap Slap

When a girl playing Call of Duty, Halo, or any other game, engages in the act of "Flap Slapping." It is the equivalent to a male "Tea Bagging."

Guy: Dude I killed this chick and then tea bagged her ass!

*Guy dies*

Guy: WTF?! She just Flap Slapped me in the face!

by Ashhhhhleeeeey September 4, 2010

Flapjacks

Flapjacks are the condition of a woman having flat sagging breasts, like flapjacks. The type a crack whore would have.

Tammy does not want to show us her breasts, she must have flapjacks!

by Rocco1 December 7, 2003

flape

combination of a cape and flag made popular in portland, oregon in mid-2010

bro, where'd you get that sweet american flape?

by dave ferris &/or Drew Marshall July 11, 2010

falaphilia

1. Obsessive fascination with ground spiced chickpeas shaped into balls and fried.
2. Erotic attraction to or sexual contact with garbanzo beans, coriander, and cumin.
3. An abnormal fondness for being in the presence of middle eastern foods. Also called taboulehmania, hummulingus.
4. Sexual contact with or erotic desire for a falafel.

So anyway, I'd be rubbing your boobs and getting your nipples really hard, kinda' kissing your neck from behind, and then I would take the other hand with the falafel thing and I'd put it on your pussy but you'd have to do it really light, just kind of a tease business....

by broox October 14, 2004