zombie flu

When you have the flu or a cold that is so bad you feel like the walking dead.

I didn't have a 24-hour bug, I had Zombie Flu.

by AnnieBanannie April 06, 2014

Coast of the flu

When you're right on the edge of a sickness like the flu, and can feel the symptoms coming on.

"Man, I just know I'm at the coast of the flu."

by Certainly not Dave October 19, 2018

LAN Flu

When you come back from a LAN party/gaming event and you get flu-like

symptoms from being around other dirty gamers for a whole weekend

Guy A: "Duude I'm feeling a little under the weather."

Guy B: "why?"

Guy A: Just came back from an MLG event...."

Guy B: "Ahh... must be the LAN Flu ."

by derppy November 26, 2013

band flu

A deadly disease spread only amongst marching band members

The entire tuba section is sick; the band flu is spreading.

by Sensei Ramen October 03, 2017

bottle flu

When you are so hungover or drunk from the night before that you have to call in sick for work

John must be out with the bottle flu today

by Jake Snaker January 11, 2017

fest flu

The flu you get after a festival.
Includes excessive coughing, runny nose, sore throat, exhaustion, sneezing and losing your voice

Miya: *Coughing and sneezing* I'm so sick after reading/leeds
Tom: You got fest flu

by m✨ August 26, 2019

Vegas Flu

The sickness you come down with while in Vegas because you’re partying way too hard. Rumored to effect away hockey teams coming to visit the Vegas Golden Knights. Even the most professional hockey players enjoy their vices.

Earlier in the season, the Winnipeg Jets opted to arrive in Vegas a full three days before their game with the Golden Knights. All Jets players caught the Vegas flu and come gameday they were crushed 5-2.

"When we go into a city, we have a routine. Get in. Put your stuff down. Change. Go to dinner. Hang out with the guys. Come back. Watch some TV. But here, there are a few more things to do. Maybe you do some little thing that just throws your clock off. It doesn't take much. And we'll take anything that throws you off of your game." - Nate Schmidt, VGK Defenseman

by Reginlief May 25, 2018