Flump

Bullshit some asshole made up

(Used as an insult)

Hear that? It's the sound of flump.

All you say is flump.

by Duck Janitor July 8, 2021

Flumping

A word to describe the process of eating something that’s only half done, a certain gooiness, but still firm ;)

*Roasting a marshmallow* boys... I’m flumping it tonight

by Klumf lord September 1, 2020

flump lord

fucking gay and depressed

you flump lord

by flump lord 88 November 14, 2016

Flump

The act of taking an enormous dump on any type of floor. The act is usually performed when one is scared shitless and one is not able to reach a shower to take a shump.

Nessie took a flump when she failed her English exam qand could not find a shower to shump. She immediately proceeded to take of her pants, sit on the floor, and take a nice, long, warm flump.

by Nessel-Shump N' Flump August 21, 2014

Flump

A fat lazy lump of fur. Typically a larger fat long hair cat.

The flump slept peacefully on the warm sunlit pillow.

by Flumpadumpadoor May 22, 2018

Flump

My dog. I call her flump.

"She's a flump."

by Owner Of Flump October 16, 2019

flump

the action of farting before sex

You're about to have sex and the man/woman flump (farts)

by David Hooper-Whooper May 18, 2009