Florette

Florette is the most beautiful woman in France and everyone loves Florette. All men would love to have a relationship with Florette but Florette especially hates men because they are all fucking bitches

Florette is going to marry PLk

by flo kb November 23, 2021

Forgetting your bottle

When you're smoking weed with your friends out of a bong and you walk away and someone says "hey you forgot your bottle", and you think he's talking about the bong but it's actually a bottle of soda

"Man that was some good weed, let's go to the minute market for some monster dubs"
"Hey you forgot your bottle"
"Oh shit is he talking about the bong?"
"No I've got it right here, it's just our bottle of soda"
"Oh damn, talk about forgetting your bottle"

by HitMixer420 July 12, 2022

Forget

Something that I do very often.

Sorry, I always forget to explode the house! "I have the memory of a goldfish!" Azzyland

by FluffyPuppy2011 July 29, 2022

Forget Fapping February

No Nut November but in February
Basically just a second chance for those who failed NNN and also shorter

Person: Hey, have you heard of Forget Fapping February?
Person 2: No, what the fuck? How did you get in my house?

by heypaymeplease February 3, 2023

forgettie

That which is not remembered, or a person who is frequently forgetful.

He is one master forgettie!

by yibisk January 21, 2023

The forget-me-stick

The forget-me-stick is a bigass baseball bat that upon contact with a skull, causes memory loss, hence the name "forget-me-stick".

John- "bro I think these guys wanna fight us"
Bob- "just use the forget-me-stick"

by Figgyniggy July 4, 2017

That friend that forgets his password to his phone

The friend that forgets the password the his phone and doesn't know how to get it opened and is constantly locking the phone for 5-10-15 minutes and even a hour. Life hack don't forget your password to your phone 📱

That friend that forgets his password to his phone

by Small man January 11, 2021