flood texting

To send a lot of texts non-stop in a row until it gets annoying and takes over your screen

Karen kept on flood texting me last night so I left the convo

by azywayz November 17, 2014

flowdaddy

A man who has long, beautiful, curly hair. Usually worn with a hat. Whenever women see a flowdaddy, it is guaranteed they will fall in love.

Look at that hot flowdaddy over there. His hair is almost as long as mine but I'd still like to run my fingers through it in the bedroom.

by lolodahoehoe June 26, 2015

Flondle

To raise ones eyebrows up and down in succession, usually in a suggestive way.

Man, I didn't think Trisha would go for the dirty Sanchez, but she gave me a big flondle so I knew it was go time

by Chubbycow69 July 30, 2017

floid

coined by George Weemes a floid is some one who is acting like a flid and a mongoloid being a floid

he's such a floid.
stop acting like a floid

by weem0 June 13, 2019

australian flood

When you bleed through your pad/tampon during your period. Causing it to flood down under.

Hey sally do you have an extra pair of pants I'm having an australian flood

by ñieak enthusiast June 1, 2017

flodge

flodge, v. (flodging, flodged)
1) the act of being indecisive or uncommited, or to show a lack of sincerity.
2)To go back on one's word or to breach a promise.

(flodge) Jerry said he would be our ride to the club, but now he is flodging and won't answer his phone.

by guns and swords April 10, 2008

flonderpuss

A dense individual who, upon contact with a promising sexual opportunity, decides to play video games instead of receiving voluptuous sensual pleasures.

"Hornswoggly Bill was a flonderpuss. He was found at his house jerking it to Battletoads."

by TheStreetsofCleone September 21, 2009