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floggershnarf

a man who gets a boner while talking to his grandpa. or while reading a math book.
damn, rigo got a floggershnarf during math.

flogging the dolphin 

Beating the meat. exorcising the bishop. giving a handshake to russel the love mussel. pleasuring one's self.
after i had dinner with my "you're just a friend" Cindy, i went straight home to flog the dolphin.

flogging the bishop 

I was so horny i decided to flog the bishop underneath my desk in health class while they gave us the "STD slideshow"! Wow, it turned me on!
flogging the bishop by Drew October 3, 2003

flogette 

Flogette is used to describe the female partner of your Flog mate
My mate is such a Flog, and his partner Claudia is such a Flogette
flogette by w3rdwigga April 16, 2019

Flogging Molly 

An outstanding seven person band that mixes traditional Irish folk, punk music, and drinking songs into some really fun sound that will stir up the Celtic blood in any one (even if they do not have any Celtic blood!)
Listening to Flogging Molly stirs up me Celtic blood so much I want to river dance then hit any one who makes fun of me in his nose!
Flogging Molly by Clornelius June 8, 2003

Flogging the dolphin 

Euphemism for masturbation. Primarily male oriented but can be unisex.
Hey, how did your date go last night?
It didn't. I was stood up, so I ended up staying home and flogging the dolphin.