Fluffy Floater Fib

When your swimming in your friends pond and you can't hold it in so you shit in his pond. Sadly you forget that shit floats and you are forced to blame it on the neighbors dog and join your friend in complaining to the neighbors.

He engaged in a fluffy floater fib.

by taboo fat cat June 17, 2011

long floater

A lengthy turd that don't sink.

I shat such a long floater that the toilet almost cloggged.

by Octopod November 6, 2003

Floater

1. A highly overlooked modern rock band with songs like "Cinema" "Endless II" "Independance Day" etc. They are as far from Mainstream as you can get, having never been on MTV even though they're hugely popular to the few who know of them. They often do live concerts..

2. Alternatively, the word "Floater" is more commonly known as a piece of feces that will not flush down the toilet and thus "Floats" on the surface.

1.Yo man, I saw Floater live last night! they were fuckin' awesome!

2. Don't go in that bathroom, some fat bastard left a gnarly floater in there!

by Andrew187 April 26, 2005

Floater

The leftover cum from when you jerk off in a bathtub, and it doesn't go down the drain.

I was draining my bathtub, but a couple of floaters survived.

by The Man with No Name April 20, 2018

floater

a cuban or puerto rican that floated over to florida in the gulf.

My old school in florida was filled with floaters.

by guess who April 18, 2005

tank floater

when you're someplace and you really don't like the host, you go to the bathroom, lift up the cover of the top toilet tank, and take a shit in that one instead of the usual bowl

i left a tank floater at stanky's the other night.

by the tulip September 12, 2003

Floater

Faeces floating in toilet bowl that remain after flushing.

You walk in the toilet and there are small lumps of s**t floating in the water. You come out and say "Who left the floater?"

by Karen Saunders December 9, 2008