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flibbertgibbet

a locquacious individual (usu young female) who likes to chatter about the first thing that pops into her head, and then she expects everyone else to listen--and people often do listen--because just as you're about to divert your attention, she'll be poignant or make you LOL. Like a #ChattyKathy, but more compelling, less annoying, and probably destined for SNL or Improv comedy.
That cute little flibbertgibbet had us in stitches with her random stories. She better be careful or she'll end up in a #picklegibbet if she starts talking about other people.
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A slur against amphibians. its VERY offensive
you stupid FLIBBER!!
Flibber by gubbacis wubbacis December 6, 2025

Flibbergasted

when a amphibian (FREAKY FROG) is very supprized
IM SO FLIBBERGASTED
Flibbergasted by gubbacis wubbacis December 19, 2025
A person who is annoying, rude, or just a jerk in general. Overall, a person you dislike.
"Jacob is such a flibber, I can't believe that people like him!"
flibber by flibberreal1234 June 3, 2026

Mr Flibbertyflobbert 

My cock , when it’s on the slack
Are you horny Napoleon ?

No, sadly not . I’m at home to Mr Flibbertyflobbert

i am the globgogagalab the shwabble dabble flibber flabber lad im full of shwibble libber kind i am the yeast of thoughts and mind 

a robloxian:what are you
me:i am the globgogagalab the shwabble dabble flibber flabber lad im full of shwibble libber kind i am the yeast of thoughts and mind

lie, flibberty, and the purse-suit of happiness 

What America is REALLY all about, especially nowadays when 'most everyone is "just looking out for No. 1", and with so many greedy-a** Fletcher Reedes out there who are shamelessly willing to drag fellow humans into Court on grossly-exaggerated/trumped-up charges merely in a selfish effort to fatten their own wallets (or at least to be "famous for ten minutes"), not because said other hapless mortals actually committed any crimes or otherwise intentionally wronged them.
I've heard horror-stories about what dishonest and greedy/selfish jerks some of our nation's founding fathers were really like, so I wonder if their passage in the Constitution was merely a "cell-phone static" type pf error (i.e., just like the "totally-honorable" Enron officials had conscientiously told their subordinates over their cell-phones to "ship the documents to the Feds" but this message's audio-clarity had suffered in the staticky interference-filled airwaves, and so the subordinates had thought that their bosses had said, "Rip the documents to shreds"), and these money-hungry two-faced fibbers had actually written, "lie, flibberty, and the purse-suit of happiness".