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Jimmy Dean Fleshlight

Masturbating with a tube of fresh, ground pork sausage. Provides that incredible skin to skin feel.

Performed first by cutting an end off the sausage tube exposing the moist pink meat. Then, carefully hollowing out a small canal in the middle of the tube and setting this spare meat aside. After that, slide the tube down over the erect, turgid penis and work that throbbing knob by maneuvering the meat tube up and down the shaft vigorously until climax.

As with all raw meats, please practice appropriate food safety.

The sausage, while likely to look like a ragged whore’s pussy when done, may be saved and served for a extra hearty breakfast if desired.
My pubes were filled with raw sausage after I did the Jimmy Dean fleshlight last night but it was so lifelike I’m going to do it again tonight. The Kroger had it on sale BOGO.
by Dick Onchin December 8, 2020
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feesh

1. Used in the place of expletives for comic effect.
2. Used in the place of other words which other conversation participants understand. Similar to ellipsis.
3. Synonym for the best thing ever.
4. An insult, depending on context.
5. Fish. Often, but not always, the type used to slap people.
1. "What the feesh?"
2. "You remember the... the feesh, right?"
2. "Aw, you're such a feesh."
4. "That was so feeshy!"
5. "Last summer we went scuba diving and saw feesh!"
by Bravepower April 28, 2007
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flesh-n-bone

the best rapper, from bone thugs. and he needs to get out of jail
by I hate fakes August 2, 2003
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Fleshlight

Shaped like a flashlight, feels like vagina, and you put your penis in it.
"Hey man, can i borroe your fleshlight? I can't find mine and haven't gotten off in weeks."
by Dj Chop February 7, 2018
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Flesh Mitten

A vagina, usually used when conditions outside are freezing, you put the vagina over the penis to warm it up
Danielle, if you want rides every morning because your car cant handle snow, your gonna have to put a flesh mitten on my penis in return.
by Matthew Gordon October 16, 2007
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clam flesh

flesh of the vagina
Luke: so how did it go last night with Amy
Dion: good, i licked her clam flesh raw!
Luke: god dion, thats such a horrible word to call it!
by LmOron February 6, 2012
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Fleshghost

Used to describe someone who has come back after a long period of abscence, almost as if they were dead.
Mitch, you were gone so long that we thought you were dead. I guess you just became a fleshghost.
by Lord Ademu October 9, 2006
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