Furniture in a box. Made of sawdust and requiring assembly.
The furniture starts out flat. Once assembled it takes on the aspect of real furniture.
People who buy this junk are too stupid to read classifieds and buy real furniture.
Stores that sell Flatware include Walmart, Target, and that WTF store IKEA.
The furniture starts out flat. Once assembled it takes on the aspect of real furniture.
People who buy this junk are too stupid to read classifieds and buy real furniture.
Stores that sell Flatware include Walmart, Target, and that WTF store IKEA.
"Hey Clem, lets got to IKEA and get us some meatballs and flatware".
"OK Billy Bob, I'll bring the wrenches."
"Wow!" "Is that flatware?"
"Yep, check out the wood-like finish made possible by the use of contact paper."
"OK Billy Bob, I'll bring the wrenches."
"Wow!" "Is that flatware?"
"Yep, check out the wood-like finish made possible by the use of contact paper."
by Verny Todaroller February 12, 2009
Get the Flatware mug.1) a cross between a fag and a tranny.
2) a guy who is too chicken to talk to a girl and who might only be shy because he secretly has a vagina.
3) someone who enjoys sending very suggestive texts but in the end cannot manage to speak face to face.
4) Commonly begins messages with "hey". No punctuation.
5) Also known as "Chicken Little"
2) a guy who is too chicken to talk to a girl and who might only be shy because he secretly has a vagina.
3) someone who enjoys sending very suggestive texts but in the end cannot manage to speak face to face.
4) Commonly begins messages with "hey". No punctuation.
5) Also known as "Chicken Little"
Hey I've been texting this girl lately and I think she wants to come to one of my wrestling matches to watch me wrestle with other sweaty men.
Dude, you're such a fatranny.
Dude, you're such a fatranny.
by Awkwa May 5, 2011
Get the fatranny mug.The act of holding your butt cheeks wide open in anticipation of a finger to enter the area. At this very moment the cheeks will close shut and the instigators hand will be stuck.
So Tina was showing some ass the other day so I went hand first in for it. Turns out she was pulling an anus flytrap on me, again.
by The dozer with a 'tude August 31, 2014
Get the Anus Flytrap mug.A term used to describe the suburban-Chicago folk. These over consumers have earned their nickname by flooding near by states such as Wisconsin and Michigan to exploit as vacation spots. Residents of the victimized states witness complete retardation during the months of June, July, and August when the flatlanders retreat from the tickey tack of the daily routine to their "lake house" or "cabin" usually located in northern Wisconsin or Western Michigan. A good weekend at the "lake house" for a flatlander consists of a failed fishing attempt, a boating accident, numerous trips to the nearest subway, at least 8 hours spent looking for cell phone service, a failed camping attempt, and a speeding ticket....All while managing to leave most of their trash on the beach or at the bottom of the lake. States such as Iowa and Indiana also hold a deep hatred for fagot flatlanders. Due to a lack of a sufficient public education system, and the over popularization of Suburban Chicago, neighboring public universities such as University of Iowa and Indiana University are flooded with flatlander scum. A flatlander generally lacks any sort of style, flavor, uniqueness, hobby, or anything that is not "in the now" or accepted by the mass. Many scholars believe that the Pink Floyd anthem "another brick in the wall" is a direct reference to the lack of uniqueness and purpose the flatlander offers. "All and all were just a another brick in the wall".
Jim:Hey Dale you wanna go musky fishing in Mercer this weekend?
Dale:Hell no, its July, those fuckin Flatlanders will be breaking their boats and shit...I'm sure we would have to tow atleast 4 or 5 of them into shore and wouldnt get to fish at all.
Jim:Yeah the lake will probably be full of littered trash and bull too.
Dale:Fuck those fags and their gas guzzling suburbans and escalades.
Jim: You wanna just throw in some long cut and drowned some PBR's instead.
Dale: Yes
Dale:Hell no, its July, those fuckin Flatlanders will be breaking their boats and shit...I'm sure we would have to tow atleast 4 or 5 of them into shore and wouldnt get to fish at all.
Jim:Yeah the lake will probably be full of littered trash and bull too.
Dale:Fuck those fags and their gas guzzling suburbans and escalades.
Jim: You wanna just throw in some long cut and drowned some PBR's instead.
Dale: Yes
by sconnnnnie March 1, 2010
Get the flatlander mug.I could tell it was amateur night at the strip club. There was enough fat rabbit dancing around on stage to make a coat, hat and gloves for a pimp.
My girlfriends' fatrabbit doubles as a hand warmer...no, I meant a hands warmer because you can put more than one in that big fatrabbit.
My girlfriends' fatrabbit doubles as a hand warmer...no, I meant a hands warmer because you can put more than one in that big fatrabbit.
by ZpprHead March 29, 2010
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Get the penis flytrap mug.When a person is acting dumb like they dont know what is happening! Or when they talk out of their neck!
by Enaj Guthrie & Kayla Wilson January 2, 2008
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