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multi-flasker

1. One who double parks his drinks, afraid to have to wait go wait on queue again for a drink (because he's a bloody fast drinker... and an alcoholic). ie like, multi-tasking.

2. A borderline alcoholic who lines up more than one drink at a time, sometimes up to 4, so as not to waste time queueing up.
Joe: Geez, Stan's got two drinks lined up and getting shots too.

Jason: i know, man....bloody alcoholic...he's a damn good multi-flasker.
by Samosaone August 7, 2011
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flaherty

someone who needs regular fucking (ie on the hour) or she gets quite testy and takes it out with general aggression. passive aggression, sarcasm, shit jokes etc.

also a general bitchwhore
'o you actually got out of bed before twelve good for you'
'stop being such a goddamn flaherty!'
by Gregoregory November 18, 2007
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flashed

to vomit or throw up from drinking too much or from being hungover the next morning
i was so drunk last night i flashed in the parking lot befor work this morning!
by dirty dave 85 October 13, 2011
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royal flusher

the process of sticking someone's head in a toilet and flushing
We gave that jerk a royal flusher in the men's room
by eddy July 19, 2003
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Flashers

A pussy who got his ass handed to him from someone from Norwood and now ridicules the whole town. This worm probably got thrown out of a local establishment because he was slapped by a girl who he was rubbing his little pecker against. This troll still lives with his mom and will never be able to afford a house. He has multiple DUI's and carries weed like he is a big time hood. It's just a matter of time before he takes it in the seat which will ultimately lead to the demise of his wothless life.
I was the BEST alter boy in town, they called me flashers.
by WhothatsWho May 2, 2011
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flathered

I am so flathered.
by ez street man May 18, 2009
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flastered

Being heavily intoxicated (plastered) and very angry or worried (flustered) at the same time. Plastered + Flustered = Flastered
Dude 1: Dude did u see Frankie last night, he was so flastered that he pushed Carl off the balcony.
Dude 2: Shit dude, I hope Carl's alright. Frankie always gets flastered and does stupid ass shit.
by Flastered Fury December 23, 2012
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