cool face

The face you put on when in a troubling situation, eliciting a response of immediate dismissal by the subject of your trouble.

*sirens* *you pull over*
Your Buddy: "It'll be ok, just put on your cool face"
*Cop knocks on window*
Cop: "License and registration pl-"
...
...
...
You: "Problem, officer?
Cop: "Get the fuck out of here"

by Locus_Inferna February 8, 2009

Shit Face Sally

When someone is being a total ignorant little prick, and they bother the shit out of you.

Cameron, shut the fuck up you shit face sally. You're pissing me off.

by bryan03 December 29, 2016

Face-Stalk

To Face-Stalk (the act of Face-Stalking) involves a person (the Face-Stalker) obsessing over another person or people on Facebook. The Face-Stalker will spend hours reading wall posts, viewing photos and sifting through numerous status updates to gain as much information as possible about the person whilst never leaving any evidence that they have viewed the page. The Face-Stalker works incognito and will never write a comment on the victim's page or photos, as not to raise suspicion.

see also facebook stalker

"I found that girl from the other night on Facebook, and her page isn't set to private so i Face-Stalked her, she's single, she hates cornflakes, she's going on holiday next month ... etc etc"

"Somehow she knew where i was going to be - i bet she Face-Stalked me, she's not even added as a friend so i don't know how she did it"

by thefacestalker April 26, 2009

Face shock

The feeling of surprise after you see someone’s full unmasked face for the first time and they look totally different than you thought they did.

Wow! I had only ever seen him with a mask before. I had such face shock the first time I saw him. He looked totally different than I thought!

by Reflecting back March 21, 2021

line face

The expression you show after a dumb, or pointless joke.

Justin: HEY! What's the capitol of Thailand?
Danielle: What?
Justin: BANGKOK! *smacks crotch* *breaks out in fit of laughter*
Danielle: That joke doesn't work, I'm a girl.
Justin: Oh......
Danielle *line face*

by ROXEH May 16, 2008

fatch face

1) The face made while eating fatch.

2) The normal face of a person that looks like the face somebody would be making while they eat fatch.

Anna has a fatch face.

by jed h August 23, 2008

Whorse face

WHORSE FACE: A person so fugly who possesses similar facial characteristics of that of a horse but yet still manages to sleep with everyone (also known as a whore)... Whorse Face

Dude Did you seriously sleep with Whorse Face, That girl has a face that is half buck teeth and she has aids!

by emthom07 June 23, 2010