Flabbergastered

When you are finished having oral sex with a girl and you shake her cheeks until she salivates. Can also be done with the asscheeks until sweat comes out.

Example 1. Boy 1: Last night was so Great.

Boy 2: Why?

Boy 1: I Flabbergastered your Mom last night, She loved it!

by Alessandro06121999 June 16, 2011

flabbergabbing

speaking speedily and uncontrollably because you are either excited, upset, or nervous.

The young man started flabbergabbing when he asked the the head cheerleader out to the prom.

by imdehaas April 24, 2011

flabbergasted

flatulent; gassy

Although Sharon had a blessing time on the backwater tours, she later was flabbergasted and couldn't help but regret eating the extra can of beans she had been offered.

by goodlookout September 27, 2010

Flabbergasted

verb: an unexplainable event or situation in which the person experiencing is overwhelmed in blissful happiness or contentment -beyond orgasmic pleasure

when the surfer man found the winning ticket, he was so flabbergasted he passed out.

the little family from Iowa were so flabbergasted when the crew remodeled there home

by itxt July 21, 2009

flabbergastered

Being totally puffed out.

Bugger me mate! I'm flabbergastered!

by cocodile dundee May 18, 2006

Flabberjaculate

When a young male is masturbating in what he thinks is complete solitude and someone walks in. This surprise is enough to make the young male so flabbergasted he ejaculates all over the person surprising him.

Guy 1: Last night sucked.

Guy 2: Why?

Guy 1: My mom walked in on me and I Flabberjaculated on her.

Guy 2: I killed my grandma the same way.

by Znasty October 22, 2009

Flabbermitch

A common term used when a prostitute has hustled you for horrible service.

Prostitute: "Okay buddy pay up."

Flabbermitched Victim: " Are you fucking kidding me. I've been flabbermitched!"

by kungfu_panda November 9, 2011