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beer farts

Beer farts are the product of drinking too much beer, especially but not exclusively bitter.

They are incredibly smelly and frequent, and make your bum itch.

Beer farts are the worst thing to develop on a date, unless you feel comfortable blaming noxious odours on your partner.
John: "Bloody hell Jim, after those bitters last night I've been farting all morning!"
Jim: "Me too - the beer farts are coming thick and fast!"

What's that smell? Beer farts.

Man: "It's so good of you to agree to go out with me."
{Cue uncontrollable beer farts}
Woman: "Was that you?"
Man: "No you smelly ogre, it was you!"
by Jamie Douglas January 20, 2007
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fartskin

Thin layer of poop molecules enveloping a fart. Sometimes trapped by undergarment fabric and creating "skidmarks", but often escaping to clutter the environment.
"Lee you need to air this place out, the fartskins must be about a foot deep in here!"
by skintlizerd October 16, 2008
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malicious farts

1. A fart that will research your history, stalk you, find where you live, break into your house and then commence to murder you, maliciously. 2. A fart with a creepy beard. 3. A fart that knows your social security and will pay your taxes, NOT ON TIME!!! 4. or a stinky fart.
chad: ugh, i farted dude. uhhuhu

chet: uhuhuhhhuh duddde not cool that was malicious.

chad: chyeeahh duude, it has a beard.

chet: uhhwhaaa?

chad: chyeahhh. malicious farts. duuuuuude. ballin.
by San pablo holy ghost August 25, 2010
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Fairy Farts

A fragrance you can be fooled by the name of it Fairies spend their day around some of the sweetest and aromatic things imaginable, it's a slightly musky sent from the dew of the morning. Sweetness layered scent, with overtones of fruit and a slightly musky rich undertones and a hint of floral.
As I walked through the meadows this morning I could picture all the fairy farts which made such a wonderful fragrance.
by Crossroads Corner September 1, 2015
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fiets

Thats how they call a bicycle in dutch.
Hey look that is my Fiets
by SN33KYZ December 17, 2017
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fartsequences

Noxious wind based consequences of a persons actions
If you walk behind me after I have eaten this curry, you will suffer the fartsequences
by PBrazier October 23, 2020
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Fatherly Farts

When dads fart in a cheesy-funny way in order to embarrass children
Father- Hey, pull my finger!
Kid- DAD!!! Fatherly Farts again!?!?!?
by TheAntiItGirl April 3, 2010
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