Former Felon

A term invented by politicians to justify allowing felons to vote. There is no such thing as a former felon, once a felon, always a felon.

Hearing held to decide whether Florida’s former felons should be allowed to vote

by non-pc August 19, 2020

National Felon Day

National Felon Day is on May 14th of every year.

I’m so excited to celebrate National Felon Day with my friends.

by Notmixmaster May 2, 2023

felony favor

To do someone a criminal favor without compensation--usually used in reference to buying drugs for someone without making any profit to balance out the risk involved.

"She wanted me to go down to Alphabet City and cop some cocaine for her and wouldn't even give me ten dollars for my trouble--fuck no, I'm not doing any felony favors!"

by Caty S January 17, 2009

Filanky

A chaotic situation.

Clyde, you were the one that spilled the glass and started this whole filanky!

by MpegEVIL May 28, 2011

filangee

That word from friends

"Something is wrong with the left filangee" said Phoebe Buffay from F.R.I.E.N.D.S

by RyukoSupremacy July 28, 2021

faloniess

-fu-low-nee-is-

to act unsure, shaky about something.
appear to be nervus about a situation, unsettling
or just plain weird!

why is that dude actin so faloniess.

"why you gotta be so faloniess?"

by sam Bow August 13, 2006

filoped

The opposite of a pedophile. Someone who is attracted to men/women much older then themselves.

pedophile (opposite) --> filoped

Tiara (13yrs) : OMG i am so in love with Joe he is so gorgeous i wish he would date me!
Jasmine (13yrs) : Tiara hes like 25yrs old! You are such a filoped!!

by PrincessT November 10, 2006