jesus fetish

1. a simp for Jesus, very Catholic maybe too much. Probably very overbearing to talk to.

2. If you have such a fetish, why and please consider seeing a psychiatrist, you sick fuck.
Son: Father, I think I've developed a fetish for our only Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.

Father: It's great to hear that you have faith in God no-, Wait what?

Son: A Jesus fetish, Father!

Father: What the fuck is wrong with you? Get the fuck out of my house, you're not my son anymore I'm disowning you.
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Fetish Farming

When someone gives an artist (regardless if they draw fetish content or not.) an oddly specific yet seemingly harmless request and/or question with an ulterior motive for sexual gratification.

The artwork could involve characters from tv shows/movies/anime or even an OC (short for Original Character, possibly being an intellectual property of an artist) doing almost random specific things. For example:

"Can you draw Princess Peach shivering?"

"Could I have an image of Blaze The Cat sucking her thumb?"

"Where is your OC the most ticklish?"

"Hi, what would your OC do if they suddenly got covered in maple syrup?

"Draw This character wearing a cheerleader outfit!"

The people asking these questions could possibly have large collections of artwork similar to the request they sent or could even ask for it multiple times in a row.
"Oh yeah, this guy's totally fetish farming you."

"I don't cater to fetish farming, sorry."
by anonymous August 29, 2022
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platonic fetish

A platonic fetish is when you get excited by something in a non-sexual manner. Examples include oddly satisfying videos, pimple popping, and fandoms.
Did you see the latest Dr. Pimple Popper vid?

Of course, bro. That shit's my platonic fetish.

You talk a lot about stomachaches and vomiting. You into that kind of stuff?

It's my platonic fetish. I'm obsessed with it but it doesn't turn me on.
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Math Fetish

noun.
Having an extreme fixation, usually sexually satisfying on something, for people who are skilled at mathematics.
Teacher : "The opposite of an intregal is a derivative"
Dude 1: "Dude, did you see that girl orgasm in the back of the room?"
Dude 2: "Yeah dude, I'm pretty sure she has a math fetish"

Chick 1: "He was so uncool until he talked math to me. We had sex after he explained a calculus concept."
Chick 2: "you totally have a math fetish"
by ihaveamathfetish October 12, 2009
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Tongue fetish

A tongue fetish is a fascination with tongues. You like the length, width, and anything else involved with it.
I have a tongue fetish
by EbonyyAngell June 18, 2017
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Fetish girl

Girl who is capable of fulfilling a mans fetish whether it be good or weird.
1. Man your sister looks like a fetish girl.

2. Dude, Tiffany is a fetish girl.
by TyHigh October 16, 2008
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Nose Fetish

A nose fetish is having an extreme liking for noses, either mearly their appearance or the feel of them as well. Both girls and guys can find different shapes of noses particularly apealing.
~ Nose Fetish in action ~
...........

Craig: "What's your favorite thing about ME, then?

Figure.10: *thinks* "Uh...your nose."

Craig: "...WHAT??!?"
by Figure.10 May 29, 2009
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