fecalgasm

When one takes a shit so nice that they enter a state of euphoria.

"Joe why did you lay on the floor for five hours after you took that shit?" "I had a fecalgasm"

by Wizzil September 23, 2015

fecal splatter

Fecal splatter is the substance emitted from ones anal cavity. Fecal splatter is no ordinary extrement, as it is a viscous gloopy substance. Fecal splatter emerges from ones buttocks in a similar fashion to "I'm a firing my lazer". Fecal splatter can only be discribed as a most unpleasant experience, and requires an abundance of wiping.

Charles: William, can I draw thoust attention to my unsatisfactory experience within thines porcelain throne?

William: What might thoust experience within those walls?

Charles: From within that very cubicle, from the gates of hell I unleashed a mighty tsnami of feces. Alright I'll give it to ya straight, it was fecal splatter

by LifeIsFutile June 24, 2016

Fecate

to turn into feces

I am going to Fecate my homework.

by CrayonEater4259 January 18, 2019

Fecal sodomy

Raping someone by the way of feces, to shit inside some else's asshole without consent.

You crossed my people so I'ma restrain you and shit into your pooper aka fecal sodomy

by King PaulWall November 7, 2019

Felacio

Felacio is a new type of underground Italian pasta made with; Feta cheese, pasta, and weed. It is said like "fell-ass-ee-oh"

I heard that Akira had some new pasta called Felacio, I might try it out because he said it is good

by Felacio is pasta December 16, 2019

FECAPHILES for TRUMP

the political organization for people who have NEVER heard the terms:

"all that glitters is not gold"

"the little boy who cried wolf"

i'm ALWAYS looking for the TRUTH! , i joined fecaphiles for trump !!

like scat? and the "truth" ! , join FECAPHILES for TRUMP !!

by michael foolsley March 23, 2022

Michigan fecal tree

The act of pounding a relatives dirt star when they intensely shit all over your chink stomper. Then you proceed to use your dookie pie to paint a fecal tree on your relatives back after they’ve gone to bed, giving them a surprise in the morning.

“Just gave my brother a Michigan fecal tree last night”.

by BigJcote February 20, 2022