feltch patty

A turd deposit stuck to one's anal pubes.

Man. When the TSA officer checked my ass for drugs all he found was a wicked feltch Patty.

by TheRealSmokehouse September 15, 2018

Tom Felton

The sexy man who plays Draco Malfoy in th Harry Potter series.

girl 1: did you see Tom Felton on t.v. last night?

girl 2: no i missed it

girl 1: go watch it right now or else!

by lokijuhygtfrdeswaq August 3, 2009

Feltchy the clown

The worst cartoon character ever. Really not a good idea. A wild hair, large nosed, trench coat wearing character that shouldn’t exist. Feltchy is identifiable by his “Black bag of mischief” and his tag line “I’m having fun here all by myself!”

I’m Feltchy the clown; I’ve got a nose for trouble.

by cwilly3 November 27, 2009

Feltch baby

To be born from the process of a feltch finished with spitting the love juice into the woman's vagina.

Dude, your a fucking feltch baby

by In3rtia January 28, 2007

feltbag

ugly person.

that dress makes you look like a fat feltbag.

by amy and sam :) October 27, 2008

Munion Feltch Beaver

This is a sexual action where you dig up a dead body, preferrably one that has been dead for around a month. This allows for the body to become relatively rancid while still remaining quite juicy and supple. One person hangs the deady body from a tree by the waist, causing the corpse to take the shape of a dog. One person fucks the corpse doggy style in the ass while the other person places his mouth on the vagina/penis of the dead corpse and punches the stomache until the rancid embalming and body fluids rush into that person's mouth. (see "munion") The person fucking the corpse doggy style climaxes into the the corpse's ass and then proceeds to suck out the semen and rotten ass juice through a bendy straw. (see "feltch") The person who just performed the munion on the corpse's genitalia then sacrafices a beaver by cutting its stomache open and raping its intestines. The person who has been holding onto the feltched fluids then makes out with the person who is raping the sacraficed beavers intestines, and they both dance naked and cut themselves to "MY HELENA" by my chemical romance.

Dude, I'm so glad we got rid of that pesky beaver straight up munion feltch beaver style!

by Matthew Pearson December 30, 2007

Tom Felton

A Hot Actor and Singer/songwriter.
and His Pants are on Fire :)

Girl 1: OMG! It's Tom Felton

Me: Ahahaha His Pants are on fire! XD

by BLAAZZA :) April 13, 2010