Arse Ferret

Its a game where a little bit of ferret food up your ass and the ferret searchs it out.. (David swain was the guy who co-founded this game and sadly was the first and last person too see the ferret. )

* A party gone WILD*

random guy :" Hey dave whats that your holding?"

Dave :" A sexy ferret.. i have an idea....." ( * Grins*)

Dave: " Pass me that cheesey puff"

Random guy:"Why?"

Dave"just watch! I call it arse ferret"

Random:"Dude thats wrong!"

Dave: " it won't come out!?"

by Kirpy_mitzie April 21, 2008

Ferret

A lost golf ball. Named after Clive "The Ferret" Ferris, the famous Melbage Cup Golfer.

Cripes, I've hit that one well out of bounds... mark it down as a Ferret.

by Matey October 30, 2003

ferret

Animal that apparentally 'kicks ass' but smells like piss.

Wow, that ferret smells like piss.

by Channy<3Aaron August 12, 2007

Ferret

Ferret: a pedophile, a person who doesn’t deserve to be called a person, deserves a life sentence for their ferretphilia

Guy1: hey bro people say the elementary pe teacher is a ferret
Guy2: i hope not man i dont feel safe with my kids in his class anymore

by Localboi808 September 26, 2020

fecetastic

pleasantly awkward

The fecetastic meeting of my girlfriend's parents and I made for an interesting evening.

by Rusty Molla January 15, 2009

fecetioused

The act of pretending to be shit-faced for the amusement of other people.

P1: "Man, you were so wasted last night! Everybody saw you make an ass out of yourself."

P2: "Naw dude, I wasn't drunk. I was just being fecetioused."

by Jimbo~B March 21, 2009

fecetize

Verb. The act of shitting

Holy Mackerel, I have to go and fecetize

by randall_nd January 3, 2011