Faperlin

When you fap so often your dick bleeds.

Jon- Hey Derek do you have any gauze?

Derek- No, what would you need that for?

Jon- I've been on a fapping bender lately and I cut my foreskin.

Derek- Congratulations, you've just been promoted from Fapmaster to Faperlin.

by The Fap Police February 25, 2011

strategic fapping

fapping before sex to last longer, or during finals when you don't have time to have sex.

Ted: I beated off twice this morning.
Henry: WAT THE wats wrong w/ you
Ted: cuz i know i won't have time to bone tonight or like tomorrow cuz of finals. gotta clean my pipes so i can concentrate in the library, very strategic fapping on my part

by Jedathon March 30, 2011

Fapple sauce

Post-fap discharge.

Sorry, I didn't mean to get fapple sauce all over your new sofa.

by AtxAxLoss March 7, 2009

frequent fapper miles

Frequent self pleasuring.

He's been racking up some frequent fapper miles since they broke up.

The walls are too thin. I hear my roommate racking up frequent fapper miles every night.

by mccaro June 4, 2012

Fagped

A moped (which is usually restricted to 50cc) which typically looks stupid due to shoddy design, loud hair dryer sounding engine, flash and in your face colours and is made from 100% plastic, topped off by the driver being a chav or chav-like youth.

*On a minor road*

Fagped: nignggningggingngggning
Passer by: Oh look there's another Fagped!

by Two Tone Tooney April 6, 2009

fappulater

When you want a girl to masturbate with you at a later time or date

I got to go home now, but I'll fappulater

by Faptimus Prime May 2, 2011

fapertunity

Noun:

1) The opportunity to masturbate or "fap" freely without concern about interruption while significant others, roommates, parents or kids are out of the house.
2) Sometimes a fapertunity maybe used to setup a masturbation station in common areas as to enjoy this time most.

Example: John made the most of his fapertunity by using the living room, big screen tv and surround sound.

by DragonBallzDiep June 19, 2013