Jon- Hey Derek do you have any gauze?
Derek- No, what would you need that for?
Jon- I've been on a fapping bender lately and I cut my foreskin.
Derek- Congratulations, you've just been promoted from Fapmaster to Faperlin.
Derek- No, what would you need that for?
Jon- I've been on a fapping bender lately and I cut my foreskin.
Derek- Congratulations, you've just been promoted from Fapmaster to Faperlin.
by The Fap Police February 25, 2011
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Henry: WAT THE wats wrong w/ you
Ted: cuz i know i won't have time to bone tonight or like tomorrow cuz of finals. gotta clean my pipes so i can concentrate in the library, very strategic fapping on my part
Henry: WAT THE wats wrong w/ you
Ted: cuz i know i won't have time to bone tonight or like tomorrow cuz of finals. gotta clean my pipes so i can concentrate in the library, very strategic fapping on my part
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The walls are too thin. I hear my roommate racking up frequent fapper miles every night.
The walls are too thin. I hear my roommate racking up frequent fapper miles every night.
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1) The opportunity to masturbate or "fap" freely without concern about interruption while significant others, roommates, parents or kids are out of the house.
2) Sometimes a fapertunity maybe used to setup a masturbation station in common areas as to enjoy this time most.
1) The opportunity to masturbate or "fap" freely without concern about interruption while significant others, roommates, parents or kids are out of the house.
2) Sometimes a fapertunity maybe used to setup a masturbation station in common areas as to enjoy this time most.
Example: John made the most of his fapertunity by using the living room, big screen tv and surround sound.
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