faildog

An image which is similar to lolcat in the manner that is is coupled with text.

The text would state an obvious that the dog would be failing at any act, in which the dog would be trying to persue.

(Dingos are not included)

*{Bob looks at image of faildog}*
Bob: AHAHAHA !!! that dog has his ass in the can but he can't get out. FAIL !!

by T3kB0iisSoGwed March 23, 2008

Failed Pornstar

When you try out for a porno with your cat and u accidentally only last 20 seconds and the cat scratches you on the 2 inch punisher so u bleed out your penis and u try to clean it up with a tampon and ur mom catches fluffing the cat so now she disowns you and you live on the street with the cat!

I’m now a failed pornstar so I fluff blotch on the street!

by I fluff my cat with the 2 inch May 21, 2020

April Fail's

The act of attempting to be funny on April 1st, but results in you getting your ass beat, dumped by your gf/bf, or making yourself look like a complete dumbass.

Ex 1/ Guy:"I fucked your girlfriend last night when she was over. It was amazing............APRIL FO- *gets ass kicked

Ex 2/ Guy:"Hey babe, look im really sorry, but i had sex with your best friend last night and it was amazing, but i got her pregnant..........APRIL FOOLS!"

Ex 3/ Guy:"Im really sorry your grandparents passed away last night........APRIL FOOLS!"


^"april fail's" in action

by failfooler April 2, 2009

Hygiene Fail

The act of a female partner losing complete control of bowel movements during the course of anal sex.

AMon: Hey wey was Lisa anally open last night?

Wey: Yea dude, but she had a hygiene fail on your aerobed..

by ElAMon March 30, 2010

for the fail

just like ftl, but much cooler and with much more style.

Player 1: OMFG DUDEE!!11one1@!! A FUCKING BR JUST KILLED ME!!1! A BR!!!
Player 2: for the fail.

by Canox June 12, 2007

Omega fail

a fail to end all fails, there is no record of this ever used. it is so epic the world stops for that moment of pure incompetence (yeah i know that was a big word, deal with it)

OMfG! IT'S AN OMEGA FAIL!

by Colby "spartan117825" January 20, 2009

Fail of Failcraft

A MMORPG that is only intended for total video game whores, since it involves you doing the same thing over and over again. People who play it are confused into thinking they're receiving sex, so they actually pay money.

If you like games that take skill, Fail of Failcraft is not for you

by Xtreme2252 July 19, 2009