Failed Abortion

Really loud. Gets an urge to kill cute things and is a pedo but doesn’t realise it. #theyrealsoreallycuteandhaveaheartofgoldbutlikeyeh

Hey Dylan did you see failed abortion yesterday?
I sure did she was so loud

by McGlynnEvan December 20, 2019

Asshole Fairies

A fairy whom if let out of his/her jar will proceed to put splinters in the nearest suitors asshole.

Avoid letting them out of their jar to prevent weeks of painful sitting and pretty much any kind of movement whatsoever.

Josh broke my jar of asshole fairies and my asshole had splinters for weeks so i whooped that niggas ass!

by YourBoobJob March 11, 2011

cead mile failte

Literally means a hundred thousand welcomes...

Used as... "Hello", but only tourists in ireland use it or people who are talking to Irish people... Irish people don't actually use it themselves...

by Cully April 1, 2003

Failed Lesbian

Failed Lesbian = noun. A woman who craves a sexy man's body but would never touch it, unless he was THAT SEXY, but instead, she would focus all that desire into boning a hot woman..or not so hot woman...as long as it is a woman

Bitch who coined this word: Fuck, i am such a failed lesbian, that guy's bulge is making me so horny. *goes home and fucks the brains out my girlfriend while thinking of the guy's bulge*

by iEatBabiesDuh June 30, 2011

Bush Fairies

Crabs, Pubic Lice, Not pleasent, Jessica Alba

Mark - If Jessica Alba had Bush Fairies, would you have sex with her?
Rob - Yes, yes I would, and I would sell them on ebay

by KoronaLight April 1, 2006

Fairies

A Homo.

Fairies wear boots

by cdoner June 2, 2010

Failien

Some one who fails on an epic scale. Constantly.

A group of people that fail. Constantly.

A retarded looking alien. EPIC fail.

"look at that chick, shes such a failien"

"Dude, stay away from those failiens, they'll make you one of them"

"That was such a failien, he didnt even have green skin or tentacles or anything like a decent alien. waste of a movie"

by CellarDoor1237 April 25, 2009